Marker-Licker

A derogatory term for someone for someone who's straight. Means boring and sexually uninteresting.

Gay Guy #1: Whoa man, don't be such a fucking marker-licker
Gay Guy #2:Chill man, I'm just saying, she IS hot.

by FlannelPannel February 11, 2009

Marker Shits

When you've pooped and you're wiping but it's always dirty. As if you were trying to wipe a marker dry.

Dude, I was busy. I had the marker shits.

by Cmoore8241 August 19, 2016

marker wipe

When you wipe, wipe, and wipe a hundred times, but theres still poop. Its like you’re wiping a marker.

Sorry I’m late, I had the marker wipes!

by Qslammer November 15, 2017

Marker Sword

An item that resembles vast superiority than others.

“Jimmy:Fight me bitch no balls”
“Tommy:*Pulls out Marker Sword*”
“Jimmy: Aw hell nah”

by flat croc March 16, 2021

marker bee

n. (pl. -ees) (derogatory) a higher-level university student employed by a professor to mark papers. Also known as a teacher's aide, or T.A. (Derived from WORKER BEE)

Professor Bombshell's over-zealous marker bees couldn't actually find anything wrong with my paper so they made shit up. I asked Bombshell to look it over himself and he agreed I should get a higher grade on it.

by Exis†en†ial GhØs† November 8, 2008

marker fingers

When a small child uses markers to color and gets colored fingers and hands from drawing

We have to give Vinny a bath because he was using markers and now he has marker fingers

by Wrendora November 30, 2010

Marker Stacker

A derogatory term used by small children;

Used sarcastically when you are involved in a dispute where the other party is acting like a small child.

Ryan: I'm not your friend anymore...
Josh: Oh yeah, well your a stupid Marker Stacker!

by VC crew July 31, 2010