The mambis is a male being whom (when blessed with the God given physical capability) accidentally bites its own penis off. This usually leads to the death of the mambis because the mambis tries to put the severed penis back on, instead of seeking medical help.
the female mambis is difficult to pinpoint. they are classified as a mambis because their most recent past life was cut short do to a solo wang biting accident.
the female mambis is difficult to pinpoint. they are classified as a mambis because their most recent past life was cut short do to a solo wang biting accident.
Charlie: Quit yer bitchin, ya mambis
Mambis: Oh God! Does anyone know how to reattach a severed penis?!
Mambis: Oh God! Does anyone know how to reattach a severed penis?!
by Daltonlovesmusic March 1, 2009
Get the Mambis mug.A devastatingly violent shit with the girth of a fosters beer can that flies out of your asshole at mach 1 causing poo splatter all over the bowl, your ass, and your life. leaving you feeling utterly violated and abused in ways that an assrapery victim cant event describe. Mabinogi's are followed by the distinct smell not unlike that of rancid tuna salad in a dead homeless guys ass.
Example 1:
"BROOOO WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHER FUCK!?!?! You broke my moms toilet with that mabinogi, what died in here?"
Example 2:
Boy : Holy shit what the hell is that smell???
Girl : I just dropped a righteous mabinogi, wanna fuck my ass its already gaping!
"BROOOO WHAT THE ACTUAL MOTHER FUCK!?!?! You broke my moms toilet with that mabinogi, what died in here?"
Example 2:
Boy : Holy shit what the hell is that smell???
Girl : I just dropped a righteous mabinogi, wanna fuck my ass its already gaping!
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Girl #1: Girl, whats your plans for tonight?
Girl #2: Well Tyrone and his friends said they were going to come over and do something called a manbingo. He said we'll all have fun
Girl #2: Well Tyrone and his friends said they were going to come over and do something called a manbingo. He said we'll all have fun
by Chequema January 20, 2009
Get the Manbingo mug.Mabis; Can be used a noun or verb. A Mabis is a handshake where you put two arms together with hands on each others forearms. Then proceed to move both hands up and down. Mabis is also mario and can be used as a noun.
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