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Chicken manure

Poop that comes out from a chicken.
by harristsangyt/yasmin May 1, 2021
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Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself
Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?
by Cablito August 31, 2025
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Manure monkey

A term used towards Sri Lankans during the early 1900s by the British, highly derogatory and is a banned phrase in many countries the term is consider Worse than the N word as the British would murder Sri Lankans while yelling this
by Splatella November 24, 2025
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Manure Skewer

The name for a males penis when engaging in anal sex.
Hey Jennifer! How about you let me stick my Manure Skewer in your Stink Wrinkle.
by Poopy Pusher January 2, 2026
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would you like some manure?

To ask a person if they want the dirty shit they deserve.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MANURE?
by fctrgyhuxdg April 22, 2025
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manureity group

Da comparatively small sector of strictly-organic farmers who refuse to use chemical fertilizers of any kind.
Being in a manureity group can indeed have its advantages, but be aware dat nobody will wanna live next to you whenever you fertilize yer fields, especially if it's on a hot day.
by QuacksO May 1, 2025
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manurity

Apparently, this means the same thing as "maturity". This word was used by Eddy in the "Ed, Edd n Eddy" episode "The Good Ol' Ed".

Likely a conflation of "manhood" and "maturity".
Ed! Can't you see I'm practicing for manurity?
by m56 April 3, 2024
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