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Madison/Maddie 

Madison is your best friend. When you first see her you'll think "wow she looks way better than me" and want to change your outfit. Madison has the most gorgeous green eyes, and the perfect smile to bring up your day. Her hair is unbelievably soft and when you come over in the morning shes going to want you to braid her hair.. and then you guys will be late because of it. but dont worry. Maddie will make up some excuse about why you were late. The thing about Maddie, is that she thinks really deaply. she gets herself caught up in fazes. Madisons really laid back and easy-going but its hard to be her friend because you have to get her. you have to understand the little things like "lighting" and stuff. you have to be patient and give her time. Madison is the best, most caring, understanding,intelligent,funny, outgoing person you will ever meet. If someday you become her friend. TRUST HER. because she will NEVER lie to you. you might think somethings going on but you need to trust her because she will be honest. dont care about what other people say or tell you. dont screw up with Madison because although she might have some problems in her life. she will be the best friend you will ever have.
Madison/Maddie by society6 June 2, 2015
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a term used to address a group of colleagues/friends, or just a group of males in general.
"wagwan mandem"
or
"YOW MANDEM SILENCE IN DI BOMBOCLAUT CLASS"
mandem by niguhbalsz February 6, 2021

mandelbooty 

An extremely fine ass that has a finite volume but infinite surface area.
I was chillin' down at the Math Club when this frosh walked in with the most hellacious mandelbooty. I'm tellin' ya, all I could think about was defining a set of points inside her complex plane.
mandelbooty by Himumu April 24, 2009

Mandela Effect 

Named after the famous Nelson Mandela this conspiracy theory Is when a large group of people remember something being a certain way, but when people go back and look at it, it has changed or is gone in this universe with no reasoning other than "it's always been like that"

Two popular theories on the Mandela effect are:
Time Travel- Some believe that times travels have come back to the past and changed one little thing that ended up changing many other things kinda like the butterfly effect Think about it the future has already happened so even if time travel is say 1,000 years in the future it has already been done which means time travelers are going back to the past which is our present and changing little things.

Parallel Universe- Others believe that sometime in the last decade or two the world went through a black hole or that our "original world" ended and now we are in this Parallel Universe where something changed in the process of switching or going through the black hole. (most think in the years 2000 or 2012 this happened cause many thought the world was gong to end)
Kayla: Do you remember those books we used to read with the family of bears? The Berenstein Bears.
Danielle: MANDELA EFFECT! It has supposedly been the BerenstAin Bears the whole time!
Kayla: No way! I remember that vividly as a kid!
Danielle: Same here!
Probably one of those people who sings a lot yunno, the gorgeous girl with the black hair who everyone wants but she flirts with nearly everyone and wants that one guy who’s a little to ugly for her...She has the voice of an angel and has a loud sense of humor but she isn’t always as perfect as she seems to be with her positive superior.She’s super annoying at times and is always nervous when it comes to serious crushes or first kisses, she always falls for the people who she doesn’t know well to avoid getting hurt by every handsome guy she finds.
Doesn’t everyone wanna be more like Maidie
Why can’t Maidie just ask him out already
Maidie by ErinRennnzx September 18, 2018

Muddy Mandel 

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.
Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.
Muddy Mandel by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017

The Mandela Effect Effect 

Due to the Mandela Effect which was popularized in 2010 people discovered Nelson Mandela was actually alive and did not die in prison in the 1980s. He later did die in 2013. Because the Mandela Effect is more commonly known than the effect's namesake, many people believe he is still alive.
Nelson Mandela actually died in 2013; you are the victim of the Mandela Effect Effect.