nigger mage

A black magician at a child's birthday party

Dad: Johnny is going to be 7 on Friday
Mom: I know I hired a nigger mage for the party!

by hahasuka April 6, 2017

Red Mage

1. A class in the Final Fantasy series that uses white and black magic as well as swords. Being a jack of all trades but master of none, the Red Mage cannot learn all the top level spells, but can learn the fundamental ones. Red Mages are depicted as wearing a red outfit consisting of boots, a cape, pants and a shirt, and the trademark feathered hat.

2. In 8-Bit Theater, Red Mage is a D&D stat freak that levels up and is always rolling dice, busting out puns, and leveling himself up. He's obsessed with experience points and bases everything around D&D.

The Red Mage is my favorite class because his hat adds +3 to style.

by Vic Viper Mk. II April 26, 2004

Fire Mage

Derived from the Fire specialization of the Mage class in the highly successful Massively-Multiplayer-Online-Roleplaying-Game, World of Warcraft. Fire mages have a longer-casting time with spells than their counter classes. This allows the player to complete activities during casting. Activities can include but are not limited to: eating, drinking, or masturbating. There can be a combination of the above mentioned activitiess. Fire maging can be applied in WoW, but it is certainly not limited to the game.

Person 1: Yo bro, where's John?
Person 2: IDK dude, he's probably off pulling a fire mage
Person 3: Damn, y did it have to be in the middle of ICC?

by TheGloryHoleEffect December 30, 2010

Makeover Mage

An NPC in the world of RuneScape. He/she is able to transform the player's gender and skin tone upon request. His/her main purpose is transforming sexually confused male players into female characters; these "girls" then go out into the world, usually identifiable by their hotness and suspicious taste in fashion (i.e. short shorts from Keldagrim). The Makeover Mage is responsible for at least half of the female characters in RuneScape. Genuine female players are rare.

*PkerGod spots his friend Bigdaddy13 walking away from the makeover mage's house*
PkerGod: Hey, weren't you a guy...?
Bigdaddy13: Um, no? Y do u ask
PkerGod: Yes you were. Dude, I saw you at CW yesterday.
Bigdaddy13: Oh that. Well see this account used to be my brothers but he gave it to me
PkerGod: Hmm. *adds Bigdaddy 13 to his ignore list*

by Enigmatical February 22, 2011

Leveling Your Mage

Masturbation

So you going to level your mage tonight?

Girl: What are you doing tonight?
Guy: Leveling my mage
Girl: What race is it?
Guy: /Facepalm

WoW Player 1: I just leveled my mage.
WoW Player 2: But your a warlock.

Random: Are you Leveling Your Mage?
Random 2: YES!!!

by DvL1337 June 29, 2011

Black Mage

Wielder of Dark Arts, Shaper of Infernal Energies and Eater of Pecan Pie.

Short, robed, and cloaked in shadow, these wielders of Magick are known to be short-tempered poweder kegs of fury, prone to rages in which they will use any sharp bladed object to silence a source of stupidity, be it living or inanimate.

Indeed, they would be a threat to humanity if it was not for their social ineptitude and lack of good judgement, they would be a threat to humanity.

Do watch out for the Hadoken though... and its substitute, the Fighterdoken.

by Anthony H. April 1, 2003

pullin' a mage

the art of masturbating in a skype call

(hey, what why are you so silent? you pullin' a mage?

by baconteets June 15, 2012