Maged 

An absolutely incredible guy who has gorgeous eyes that you can stare into for hours. He has an amazing personality, is funny, caring, and is such a gentleman. He's often a bit shy and tends to keep to himself, but when you get to know him he's all the comfort you'll ever need.

That guy is awesome, he's such a Maged.

Maged by DinnerisServed June 14, 2011

Maged 

An incredibly amazing kid who gets very depressed but loves to bone vigorously

That Maged is one tight arsed badass that i want to bane

Maged by 149857 October 3, 2009

Maged 

A regular asshole that only cares about none other than himself and his ridiculously tiny friend that he plays so regularly with. A whiny loser who pees in his bedsheets and cries for mommy at night.

He is such a Maged, you deserve so much better.

Maged by justanawesomealien July 25, 2018

Maged joke 

A witty comment or play of words designed to be understood by intellectuals of the highest order. It usually elicits mild amusement.

Mike: I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
Jason: haha, great Maged joke!

Maged joke by UDSubmitters October 21, 2013

Maged_makes_stuff 

A friend of mine that makes really good videos and has also been dead for 6 months

Maged_makes_stuff

makes videos about everything. Talks about vg, cartoons, and sitcoms,etc.

Maged_makes_stuff by Maged the loser December 30, 2021

Blue Maged it up 

In the TCG Magic the Gathering, Blue magic is considered the sneaky and subtle type of magic. Using only ones intelligence and wit as weapons, Blue mages are considered to be (to outsiders) Big headed, egotistical, fuckwits, whose only desire is to make everyone else life as infuriating as humanly possible. To 'Blue mage something up' is to take a very normal situation, and apply FAR too much thought and planning into it, until only you can possible understand what is going on, or better still, everyone else is aware f what is going on, but is powerless to stop it. This can often mean you are the most hated person in your present company, all the while knowing quite comfortablebly that you are in complete control.

Person 1: I've had enough of this crap, I'm leaving
Blue Mage: No, you're not
Person 1: Yes I am
Blue Mage: No, you are not. Whilst I regocnise your anger, and I must say it amuses me slightly, you are however, in a particularly vunerable position. You are unarmed. You are lost. You have no-one to ask for directions. You are not even sure where you are supposed to be going. While you may THINK that leaving is the best plan, I can assure you that it is possibly the worst plan concieved since Joss Whedon said "Hey Guys, I have a GREAT idea for Angel season 5!"
Person 1: I hate you blue mage
Blue Mage: Whatever for? I was merely stating the blindingly obvious.
Person 1: ITS A FRICKING GAME OF DOOM!!!!

In this situation, Blue mage CLEARLY Blue Maged it up, but was he really in the wrong?

Another example:

Person 1: A door. Come on Blue mage, we need to get through here.
Blue mage: Aha! A door bars our path! Not to be detered however, I know the correct summoning spell required to the Goddess of the True Path, removing this obstcle from our way! Stand back friend, for I shall begin the incantation.
Person 1: Or we could just open it?
Blue mage: NAY! How can you be sure it is safe? Who knows what manner of traps and surprises lay beyond. No. I shall summon the Goddess, then she shall guide us true!
*Summons the Goddess of the True Path. The Goddess brings her full divinity to wrath, smiting the door where it stands. The Door, now a mere FRAGMENT of what it once was, lies shattered and smoldering.*
Person 1: Blue mage, this is my house, I KNOW what was behind it! I have a KEY!
Blue mage: But I did not know what was behind it. So I assumed that the door was an ill-concieved attempt on my life, and took the appropriate action under the circumstances. Its quite clear to see. Fool!
Person 1: I hate you.

Blue Maged it up by Blue Mage Anerios , The Oakbot 5000 and Lawman September 4, 2008

Serious Maged 

when someone is being inappropriately serious in a otherwise non serious situation, so seriously they threaten violence and serious threats. They often view the internet as very SRYS BUISNSS, and take offense when you are being not school serious on the interwebs. They enjoy taking to a crowd of people that are on the same level of Magedy Seriousness, how often rare that is. Their favorite pastimes are checking Wikipedia for VAGRANTS AND HOOLIGANS as well. Your resistance makes their penis harder.

Man, that dude was a serious maged. Look at the way he pulled that knife on Carlos SpicyWeiner for telling that racist joke. He's a Danger to society, and he's dun goofed!

God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.

A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy

Serious Maged by HeadMaster Bater July 27, 2010