Lurp

Lurp - That person in your group of friends that never seems to have any money but always goes to the social events expecting the group as a whole to support their good time.

"Juan is such a lurp, he showed up at the club and asked to borrow the cover charge, I know I will never see that cash again."

by Sp33dracr August 26, 2009

Lurp

The act of drinking lukewarm milk in an office setting.

I am going to drink this lukewarm milk at my desk. Lurp.

by breakfastclubber August 20, 2012

Lurp

Madi.

She is a lurp.

by Syarah October 22, 2012

Lurp

The very bottom part of the butt cheek that hangs out of a pair of short shorts, pertaining only to a woman / female.

Nice lurps. She continued to walk in front of me as I was focused on her lurps.

by TcRodeo August 26, 2009

Lurp

The bubble made when farting in a body of water

I was in the pool and a lurp bellowed from below

by Makard October 25, 2007

lurp trout

a tweeker who snoops through your shit

Keep that lurp trout out of my garage

by EmilyCoSpgs February 28, 2009

Lurp

(noun) A type of human female, most often seen in nightclubs and their environs wearing the standard black mini-dress or variants on that theme, in the company of the male of the variety, the douchebag (which see). Characterized by straightened hair, burnt umber spray-on tan, extreme cosmetic layering, abundant artificial fragrance, dangerously high heels, consumption of large quantities of alcohol, sexual promiscuity, and stereotyped behaviors e.g. screaming loudly, shouting her mating call "Ohmigod! I'm so drunk!", flocking with other lurps, trying to get into the pants of the nearest douchebag. Harmless but obnoxious.

Ex. 1:"Dude, this place is crawling with lurps! SCORE!"

Ex. 2:"Ohmigod, Snooki! I'm sooo wasted! WOOOOOOOO! That guy's hawt! I wanna piece a that!"

by Notta Lurp September 18, 2011