lurp

Someone who may or may not be limited, but certainly acts that way.
This word is often used in professions where it would be completely innapropriate to describe someone as a dumbass, useless or completely lost.

I can't believe that Elliot has done absolutely nothing for the past eight months. The guy is such a lurp!

by Allagash May 05, 2007

lurp

Long Range Reconnaisance Patrol. From Viet Nam War.

The lurp was gone for three weeks.

by Nunzio February 16, 2005

lurp

a big dorky,clumsy person. Usually a guy.

That guy's a lurp.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

lurp

long range recon patrol

l.r.r.p.

by aaron a karpa August 29, 2003

lurp

it can be anything.

he lurpin like.....

by JIGGY + ASH + T = RNS May 07, 2013

lurp

The lazyness and satisfaction encountered after consuming a large meal, usually carried out by being stuck on a couch and not able to get up.

Dude, I'm totally lurped. I can't do anything right now.

by Brannnnnndon March 13, 2008

lurp

V. to steal against the will or knowledge of the victim. For example when someone steals your favorite power ranger doll and then denies it later because they are a terrible friend

Darrel straight up lurped Samantha's virginity while she was knocked out.

by David19 December 12, 2005