lurk and jerk

To 'lurk' on someones facebook and or myspace page while masturbating vigorously.

getting some images for the spankbank.. gotta go lurk and jerk.

lurk and jerk by eriiiiiiiiinL August 25, 2010

Lurky Herpe 

This is a Herpe on a person's mouth that won't go a way. This "sore" subject always seems to lead back to just a "cold sore", but after about 2 weeks, this holy mole of VD's and a coworkers denial, has you slipping your prescription of Valtrex in their coffee every morning.

I swear, if the Deli Manger doesn't get rid of that Lurky Herpe on her lip, I'm going to put in for a transfer to produce...

Lurky Herpe by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 5, 2016

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

parental shoulder lurking by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

lurkin nasty 

To be conscience of lurkers and their lurking activities.

Damn those kids are always right behind me, but they never speak to me. Theese kids are lurkin nasty.

lurkin nasty by LRKN_NSTY August 5, 2008

Lurk Job 

Having an exterminator rid your house of lurking kitties. This task is often only achieved by kicking the kitty in the throat.

Wow, that's a lot of lurking kitties you got there. It's time for a lurk job!

Lurk Job by PC13 May 7, 2011

Lurk Team 

A group of individuals who talk to females without the common eye knowing or ever finding out. Relative to a secret society that operates on the basis of twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

Guy 1: Did you see her twitter AVI.
Guy 2: Naw you were lurking ?
Guy 1: Yea I followed her and sent her a DM LURK TEAM all day.

Lurk Team by AmazingGrace April 4, 2013

The Lurker 

n. The guy who hangs out by the dumpster in the 7-11 parking lot. He doesn't really ever do anything; he just looks like he's about to. The Lurker has a well groomed molestache and still listens to Snow and Vanilla Ice. Also seen at NASCAR events.

Be careful dude, I saw The Lurker over there last week.

The Lurker by LukeDuke December 23, 2004