I was having the best dream, satisfying three beautiful ladies at the same time(feeding them Ben & Jerry's in bed, what else?), and suddenly smelled a bad fart and instantly realized I had farted in real life in my sleep and was smelling it in my dream. ....since this explained the ladies not minding at all, or noticing, I simply made note of the lucid flatulence, put down the ice cream, and had my way with the three of them.
E. Benson Feb 4th 2021
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Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream
/ˈlo͞osəd ɔtoʊfəˈlāSH(ē)ˌō/
Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream
Me: I think I'm about to get fired for being late
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?
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by Sikon December 11, 2006
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They say you can tell if you are dreaming by flicking a lightswitch. If you are dreaming, the light will never turn off. In lucid dreaming you can fly about, cause havoc or fornicate with all that you please.
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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n.
1. Fully breaking through in a psychedelic trip.
v.
2. "Getting lucid" refers to completely losing your mind, and giving in to the trip. Can get hectic, usually the cause for a bad trip or a mad trip
antonym of "getting mortal".
n.
1. Fully breaking through in a psychedelic trip.
v.
2. "Getting lucid" refers to completely losing your mind, and giving in to the trip. Can get hectic, usually the cause for a bad trip or a mad trip
antonym of "getting mortal".
1.
Friend 1: That kid has had 4 tabs, why is he not beaming?
Friend 2: Don't worry, he's going to get lucid soon, i think that was 25i-nbome.
2.
(Friend 2 returns wide-eyed, clutching chest, heart racing)
Friend 1: Where have you been? Are you ok?
Friend 2: Sorry bro, I was sitting under a tree. I got fucking lucid.
Friend 1: That kid has had 4 tabs, why is he not beaming?
Friend 2: Don't worry, he's going to get lucid soon, i think that was 25i-nbome.
2.
(Friend 2 returns wide-eyed, clutching chest, heart racing)
Friend 1: Where have you been? Are you ok?
Friend 2: Sorry bro, I was sitting under a tree. I got fucking lucid.
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Get the Anna Lucinda mug.A lucid dream is where you are dreaming, but you're aware at the fact that you're dreaming. Once you conclude the fact that you are aware of your dream, you can control anything in it. You can fly, walk on walls, make people appear, bend reality, change the environment, teleport. The possibilities are endless.
Dude 1: Bro, I had this awesome lucid dream last night!
Dude 2: Really? What was it about?
Dude 1: I had a dream where I made my girlfriend appear on my bed and we did it!
Dude 2: Oh my God, no way! I wanna lucid dream tonight!
Dude 2: Really? What was it about?
Dude 1: I had a dream where I made my girlfriend appear on my bed and we did it!
Dude 2: Oh my God, no way! I wanna lucid dream tonight!
by Iamthatkid August 21, 2013
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