Logical Phallusy

An error in judgment caused by a man thinking with his penis instead of his brain.

I committd a logical phallusy in sleeping within that huge vagina, as now I can never escape from it.

by Martha Nose October 23, 2007

logical positivism

Something really stupid and anoying they make you learn in Communication Studies graduate programs even though you're a rhetorician and couldn't really give a rat's ass.

Logical positivism asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all metaphysical statements are meaningless. Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic. This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.

by Jon Hoffman September 25, 2005

logicalicity

the process of applying personal logic to an action or question

~someone presents a difficult question to an audience,
a person in the audience thinks and responds with a dignified and intelligent answer
(the friend) "how did you know that?!"
(the respondent) "it's just logicalicity!"

by avtr June 13, 2008

logical lozz

A logical lozz is a creature whose life is riddled with mistakes, but uses his logic to overcome these problems with amazingly logical ideas.

Things that work correctly are not allowed near this creature.

A logical lozz scenario:

"The first car was fine until I left the water cap off"

OR

"The second car was fine until I had to rebuild the engine"

OR

"The third car was fine until I crashed it"

by Lozz! September 27, 2009

logicalised

When Logic inspires you through his music / art.

Logic’s music has me logicalised.

by dictionarylogic March 17, 2018

Logical Reasoning

Something to use in a argument that guarantees you win

Tiffiny: A Burger can't be rolled.

Tom: Yes it can, I used Urban Dictionary as my logical reasoning. I win this argument

Tiffany: You win

by Imtiredofthisclass January 2, 2020

Homo-logical

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.

Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018