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dirty loretta

When your making your grandkids dinner and shove your gramma titties into the stuffing and Apple pie.
"My grandkids wanted a Thanksgiving dinner, so I baked it all and then shoved my sexy saggy dirty pillows into the stuffing and apple pie, and served them a (Dirty Loretta) and drank wine."
by BiggestMonkaBallls September 19, 2020
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Loretta

If you have a Loretta, you are very lucky
Lorettas are smol, amazing and the gayest children ever
If you know a Loretta, and are happy about it, you are probably also gay, or at least LGBTQ+ supportive
Loves animals and can read for England, America, and probably every other country in the world
They are very much obsessed with musicals, especially Dear Evan Hansen and Waitress, and would probably do very well if they acted in them
If you wish to befriend a Loretta, you may find them lurking around any local librarys, book shops, pride parades or theaters
Me: hey I'm making you an Urban Dictionary defenition!
Loretta: Can I buy a mug of it for my father Manley?
by Obsessive child February 15, 2020
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loretta

this girl is a loretta!
by bootybitch October 20, 2010
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Loretta Sanchez

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a frozen burrito.
"Dude, don't eat that burrito!"
"Don't tell me that your sister pulled a Loretta Sanchez..."
by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw December 7, 2016
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Loretta Shit

The actress who played Major Margaret on M*A*S*H* where she was nicknamed Hot Lips.
She could've been nicknamed Kylie Jenner Lips as an alternative, though she was famous long before Kylie Jenner was even born.
Ben: What are you watching?
Gregory: I'm watching M*A*S*H*, Hot Lips was classic.
Ben: Who played her?
Gregory: Loretta Shit.
Ben: Wow she must've been talented.
Gregory: Yeah, she should've been named something better than shit.
Ben: I know.
by gregben August 20, 2023
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lorette

a fucking sweet town in manitoba canada 1o mins out side of winnipeg boring in winter all the time!
hey lets go lorette no its boring lets go there to get stoned:)
by frazerz May 13, 2007
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Loreto Normanhurst

A school for cool kids. They pack the Hornsby 600 bus till it’s full. No matter what they are kind and loving, and super pretty. People wish they were loreto girls, especially when they get all the Knox boys on the train. I would recommend a loreto girl 4 you, they’ll rock ur world ❤️ 🔥🔥🔥
1-hey where’s she from, she’s hot
2-she’s from loreto normanhurst
by the real truth xoxo August 14, 2021
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