Lobby

A place to shake nyash for cash, make friends and cause problems

Person A: I'm going on lobby to see some big batty gyal shaking bunds
Person B: She better be leng styll

by councilestatebaddie July 29, 2022

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

lobbyist

A person who is interested in basically bribing, without actually doing so, US Congressmen. Go against the principles of the Constitution because it makes the Senators and Representatives represent people other than their constituents. Take away the citizen's voice by making Congressmen more concerned with corporate fatcat profits rather than the good of the people.

"The lobbyist tried to get the Senator to pass the bill by buying him a hooker, but the Senator turned out to be gay, so the bill failed."

by commiebobo March 19, 2009

hobby lobby

A gathering where participants partake in the most extreme sexual kinks.

I got out of that swingers party before it turned into a hobby lobby, scat and needle play just isn't my thing.

by rem-death June 30, 2014

Speaking cod lobby

Speaking cod lobby is basically just yelling at other people saying the n word/fucker/bitch/stupid ass hoe

Bro someone in public was speaking cod lobby he was a bitch

by Bread gang December 5, 2020

Lobeless Cunt

Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled

Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back

by BigMarto November 16, 2020

lobby fever

When your in a match-making lobby with your friends and you cant find a game. Usually comes with your friends constantly talking about shit that doesn't matter, thus causing a migraine like headache.

UBERxSN1PES: Hey, did you see last nights American Idol?
PROxMLG: Hell Ya I love that show!
BIGDEAL: Fuck, We lost Fern.
Soviet: Im getting lobby fever!

by OccupiedFern July 8, 2010