front loading

the act of drinking before going to a bar where the prices are higher

me: hey mike! you goin to the bar with us tonight?

mike: hell yeah!! but i'll be front loading on the way there!!

(credit to MJ)

by Mr Guinness January 5, 2009

ladmin

Collective noun denoting the mundane administrative tasks that obstruct a Lad from living life to the full, but which are quickly despatched by the Lad in question.

I have to smash out some ladmin this afternoon, but I'll be at the kickabout at 3pm.

by Ladministrator December 11, 2010

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by “your_real_name.” July 29, 2018

loading

grand theft auto has one of the worst loading screens of any game.

GTL for grand theft loading instead of gta for grand theft auto

by dtwot May 8, 2018

Loading the Trebuchet

Another of the thousands of euphemisms that describe male masterbation. The term comes from the act of loading a catapult like medieval weapon called a trebuchet which used counterweights, and mechanical advantage to hurl things long distances.

Sally caught Dave loading the trebuchet to a Britney Spears music video and immediately dumped him.

by Petrodono November 5, 2005

Breech loading

The act of shoving a large amount of poop back into one's ass. May be used as torture, pleasure, or a method of passing time. May also be done alone, with a partner, or in large groups of self breech loading or mutual breech loading. May also use oneselves poop, the partners poop, or a combination of both people's poop.

"Bob" was bored one day. "Bob" took a massive dump. "Bob" caught his own poop in his hand and had breech loaded it back into his ass by the act of breech loading.

by maker of Grand Exchange December 25, 2010

loadmaster

(n) A male who releases unusually large amounts of semen during ejaculation.
See Peter North.

In this movie, Sunrise Adams teams up with the loadmaster, Peter North.

by keyshaw May 12, 2004