To the end that "tipping" refers to enjoying the occasional road soda whilst cruising with a friend down your local thoroughfare, a tiptarded individual would be one that did not learn to drink while riding in a car at the appropriate age, and therefore is not ever capable of mastering such as skill.
"Dude, that was totally 5-oh that we just passed. Why the hell would you take a drink of that Old E forty just then?? You are so tiptarded..."
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Get the Tiptarded mug.The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.
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Get the Libtardery mug.When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"
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Get the Lizarded mug.The act of fucking a fat bitch, or a skinny emo slut in the ass while dressed as a 80's hair metal guitarist listening to Def leppard, and doing a line of cocaine while when reaching the climax pulling out to bust a load on her tits, or ass yelling "POUR SOME SUGER ON ME!!!".
Tom: What did you and Kerry do it last night after the mötley cüre reunion show?
John: dude I Def lepparded her asshole.
John: dude I Def lepparded her asshole.
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