Muddy Lizard

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

by gnomey July 10, 2012

LizardSquad

A large group of homosexual males that lives in their parents basement and think they are hackers because they can DDOS servers and copy/paste code.

These lonely homosexuals have started becoming noticed by the public after their "DDOS" attack on PSN and XBL; "they claimed"!

They also have some brain-damaged fans who encourage them to DDOS more servers and websites since they have nothing better to do in their lives.

An example of a nerdy quote from LizardSquad, "Microsoft props to you for giving us a challenge, good work. Sony, smh."

by Becausewhocares August 26, 2014

Net Lizard

A woman who is looking for a man on the internet.

Yo man I met this net lizard on AOL chat.

by BmoreSlim April 12, 2009

Ligar-slowed

When a person or team is about to sweep their opponent, then the opponent preforms a reverse sweep.

We almost won the game 2-0, but we got ligar-slowed in the last few second so the final score was 2-3.

by dragonkid220 June 4, 2017

Sling Lizard

To hog all the time in a sex swing, as every one else lubes up to fist the sling sitter.

I can believe Ricky is going to be a sling lizard again.

by For Real Fan December 27, 2011

Lock Lizard

a close relative of the truck stop Lot Lizzard, also spelled Loch Lizzard
one who frequents the landing area in the vicinity of river or lake system locks
looking for short term companionship from boaters-by
including but not limited to teeth-out oral pleasure, hairy armpit jobs, and wet-willys of the other kind
all for very affordable compensation, often in the form of dime bag or nug.

Normie: "Might I also suggest acquiring a pontoon boat for hosting summer barbecues and cookouts for all the ladies that will be irresistibly drawn to the collection of boats?"
Crispy: "The Lock Lizards panties will be hitting the deck of that pontoon boat"
Captain Neron: "When you put it that way... Sure"

Anonymous Boater from The Shwa: "Dude, this Trent Severn waterway is loaded with Lock Lizards"

by Normie38 October 18, 2020

lizard attack

The rapid flicking or lashing of the tongue, occasionally stabbing. Ususally done to an orifice of any sort.

My buddy was bragging about getting a lizard attack on his donut.

by Chirs1234567890 April 11, 2008