Literaretard

A member of the current generation of young people who are too lazy to read, write or talk like normal fucking human beings.

Child via text: "Hi Dad, soz I'm l8, I'll brb asap, kk xox"

Father: "Honey, I think our child might be a literaretard"

by Onesickpup October 6, 2013

Boba Liberal

An Individual of East/SouthEast Asian descent who pretends to be "pro social justice" and "pro diversity" but does not care to speak out on issues harming their own race or community, and typically also :
- has no experience in life with racism

- has a small to non existent Non White circle or at the very least, a small to non existent Asian circle
-only dates white people whilw claiming to be pro diversity and claiming that "all races are equally attractive"
- pushes for Non Asian People of Color to have opportunities but doesn't care for Asians to be in the same position
- views their own race as the perpetrators of injustice towards non white POC
-believes that White people are the enemy but has a 90% All White social circle and only is familiar with Anglo Saxon culture
-puts down their own race by ignoring all issues affecting their own race and believing that it is impossible for Asians to be a victim due to "privilege" but still claims to be a "pro Asian advocate"

Examples include:
Nextshark 's entire online community, The Love Life of An Asian guy , "Ranier Maningding", Constance Wu, Eileen Huang from Tedxtalks, and most Asian BLM supporters

Eileen:"I don't see racism in our community. We Asians are too privileged to experience racism and must acknowledge our anti Blackness."
Everyone with a brain:" Wow, what a Boba Liberal"

by UFCObsessed January 18, 2021

Literary Orgasm

When you read a book, and a big plot twist, or a big surprise happens that makes you go ''Oh my God!''

Taffy: I was reading the seventh Harry Potter,and when I found out that Snape was actually a good guy, I had a literary orgasm.

Jenn: I know! So did I!

by LadyLove66 December 24, 2010

liberal sissy

someone that has soft hands and doesnt wash their hands in cement

That guy grew up in the city, he's probably a liberal sissy.

by alurvox May 22, 2023

Joe many liberals

The number of liberals it takes to screw on a log by bulb and subsequently ??? there're gender™

A: Joe many liberals dose it take to djejdjehrecdhdejeeeeee ,,,,,,i am havingfg a stronk;;;;
B: mm yes yes, I agree. It is quite difficult to argue with your hypothesis.

by Samueliscool223 January 18, 2022

liberal trap

A trap made for catching male liberals on Twitter, usually child predators, pedophiles and other sorts of degenerates. The contraption is made of a child doll resembling a loli.

"We caught another liberal yesterday with my enhanced liberal trap. I think I should patent it!"

by Montana Gatekeeper April 23, 2021

The Great Library of Alexandria

The greatest library of ancient culture built in Alexandria, Egypt some time around 145 B.C. It was burned down when the city was sieged and it is believed to have held near endless ancient knowledge. It has a sort of memetic reputation as many believe the "Burning of the Great Library of Alexandria" Set humanities technology and knowledge back several thousand years.

"Stupid people like you wouldn't exist if the library of Alexandria never burned down." -As an insult to intelligence
"You're the kind of person that would burn down the Great Library of Alexandria aren't you?"-As an insult to say someone is mean/selfish

by Oreo-Belt25 May 3, 2019