The Contraption

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.

Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!

by Ian and Shawn July 29, 2006

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Contrapting

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

by Damon K. May 23, 2022

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contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2009

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contrapt

To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.

"Its not like I can just go into my workshop and contrapt you a personal robot assistant overnight--these things take several months of delicate work."

by Christopher Kaiser June 7, 2005

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contraption adaption

1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.

1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"

by Juan O'Malley July 22, 2009

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