Muddy Leprechaun

A sexual maneuver involving scat and an Irish midget. Freedom to do whatever is encouraged, but you must ejaculate in an arc to resemble a rainbow.

"Man last night was amazing. We had anal intercourse, and then I gave her a muddy leprechaun."

by Scat 'o' the Irish March 1, 2010

shit with a hint of leprechaun

When someone looks like absolute shit, but might get lucky and have at least one person think they look good.

Person#1- What is her hair? It looks like shit with a hint of leprechaun.

Person#2- Yeah it does, but she has a boyfriend so therefore she got lucky and he thinks it looks good.

by try. January 19, 2010

and I'm a leprechaun

A euphamism for bullshit. Usually said in a squeaky Irish accent.

Dude: Yea yesterday I got like, 10 chicks' numbers.
Kevin: And I'm a leprechaun!

by The Kevin August 30, 2005

Dirty Leprechaun

When you are squatting over a girls face naked while she is sleeping, like a little leprechaun with your asshole spread open. Next, you throw a pint of Guiness in her face to wake her up, then she wakes up immediately slamming her face into your asshole.

My wife was sleeping last night and I decided to give her a dirty leprechaun.

by AVC8 December 2, 2011

Leprechaun

A heterosexual male working in a predominately female profession who is convinced that he is more attractive than he really is because there is no competition. The resulting inflated self image produces a persecution complex wherein Leprechaun becomes convinced that female coworkers are lusting for him and believes that they are always after his Lucky Charms.

I tried to tell him his fly was open but he's such a Leprechaun he assumed I was hitting on him.

by Whiteroses January 25, 2009

leprechaun

To me it looks like a leprechaun to me, all you got to do is look up in the tree. Who all seen the leprechaun say yeaaaa!!

about the 'leprechaun'
Person 1: My theory is...its a shadow cast from the other limb...
Person 2: Could be a crackhead who got hold to the wrong stuff.

by trojanfever May 23, 2006

leperchaun

A leprechaun with leprosy.

"After getting leprosy and watching his lucky charms fall off, Lucky the Leperchaun wandered the town ringing a small bell, crying 'Unclean!'."

by Aaaooo! April 4, 2004