ass laundry

The turning on of one's washing machine in order to sit on it.

Tig Notaro has done plenty of ass laundry. She created ass laundry.

by Sara Brittain May 29, 2008

laundrali

Word used in place of a another in order to disguise the original word or use in place of a forgotten name. In many cases, it replaces a vulgar word.

He was hit in the laundrali with the soccer ball today.

What did laundrali say at the party?

by Mike Beltran June 2, 2008

mow the laundry

Doing a load of laundry after allowing clothes to pile up on your bedroom floor for weeks.

"say Magdalene, suppose it's time to mow the laundry? I can't get your door open."

by tchotchotch February 28, 2007

Laundry Theory

The process of detailing individual steps on an entire project to emphasise the point of extended labour/works when the project could be captured in one grouped process

OPTION A
Person 1: "I did the laundry"
Person 2: "great work, well done"

OPTION B
Person 1: "I...
1. Collected dirty clothes,
2. Sorted the loads in to specific groups i.e. whites, lights, darks, towels, sheets etc,
3. Put the load in machine,
4. Added washing powder/fabric softener,
5. Turned on the machine,
6. Waited for the load to finish,
7. Hung up the clothes,
8. Waited for them to dry,
9. Brought the dry clothes in from the line,
10. Folded clothes,
11. Sorted them by owner groups,
12. Put clothes piles into owners rooms"

Person 2: "Are you pulling a Laundry Theory on me?!"

by Silverino August 7, 2012

Luanda

A girl who is tired of just being the capital of Angola, because it's a name too.

"Luanda is my name."

by lulunormen February 7, 2019

tree laundry

Doing your laundry on a tree at school

Hey did you do your laundry? yeah i did tree laundry today.

by All tree May 4, 2021

Doing a Lauda

doing the right thing, all the time every time professionally. In reference to "Niki Lauda".

"He did a real lauda there. "
"He was doing a lauda"

by TheDinnerKing June 4, 2019