lantigo

Some sexy asian created only to please and marry

Also known as North Atlantic badger that likes to sing

Damn i wish i was lantigo

by jacknickel April 11, 2004

Lanative

The opposite of a laxative. When you take a lanative, it causes constipation. This is mainly used if you have raging diarrhea, and want to defecate in moderation.

Alan: Hey bro, you okay?
Dave: Nah man, I'm shitting like a fuckin' rabbit!
Alan: Here bro, take a lanative.
Dave: Oh dude, that's just what I needed! Thanks!
Alan: No problem, man!

by Billboard Baggins February 20, 2015

Lanting

A huge dork who gets her bubble burst, fruitcake eaten, and cherry popped (Hey, you came up with that comeback, not me...). She spends too much time talking on the phone with the coolest person ever - Bex.

Lanting uses Bex's nickname for LizZ because she worships the ground Bex walks on. Mwhaha.

by Bex December 15, 2003

lantipole

falling headlong.

base over apex fall . I fell lantipole in the garden

by on the huh April 23, 2010

lantingeronic

a loud and lengthy belch. Originally derived from the mongolian gypsy tongue of spanderino, the words 'lantin' and 'geronic' literally translate to 'lantern' and 'hillside'. Reasons why this word is used to describe a lengthy belching noise are still unknown.

"Excuse me sir, can you please stop your lantingeronicking in this respectable restaurant!"

by fishstock732 November 2, 2011

Lantics

Lad Antics.
The sort of stuff a Lad would naturally get up to.

A: There were too many Lantics last night.

by Kenneth the pussy slayer February 21, 2012

lantike

When one wishes to bond souls with others.

Larry Anthony and mike formed an Lantike

by Lantike October 23, 2017