Headlong

A Headlong is a male codeword used to signal other males when one sees a sexy woman's thong as she bends over, or just walks by.

1) Hey man! check out that fine headlong that just passed us
2) You totally missed out, Liz just had the best Headlong moment.

Headlong by Mark Twain's booty June 8, 2011

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double head long horn

When you get get head from 2 different girls while watching long horns fuck on the prairie

McCalla says to Tooley “Dude how was your double head long horn last night?”

double head long horn by BigDawg45973469 February 27, 2019

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Headlong • HeadBong • headsong • double head long horn

headsong

A song that's ridiculously catchy for one reason or another and gets stuck in your head for a prolonged period of time. Headsongs can be in your head for the entire time straight, or just reoccuring instances - like hiccups. Fucking hiccups.

AJ: Dammit, man, this headsong is fuckin' killing me.
Mike: What is it?
AJ: The fuckin' Safety Dance. It's been stuck in my head off-and-on for weeks now.
Mike: Ha ha, loser... oh wait, damn now it's in my head!

headsong by Devabbi April 4, 2009

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HeadBong

where you put weed in someone's mouth and light it and suck it up from their nose. Good for the synuses.

CAUTION: may cause third degree burns on the roof of their mouth (worth it though)

Cecil "we like a headbong"

HeadBong by sexypoo January 17, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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