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double head long horn 

When you get get head from 2 different girls while watching long horns fuck on the prairie
McCalla says to Tooley β€œDude how was your double head long horn last night?”
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headsong 

A song that's ridiculously catchy for one reason or another and gets stuck in your head for a prolonged period of time. Headsongs can be in your head for the entire time straight, or just reoccuring instances - like hiccups. Fucking hiccups.
AJ: Dammit, man, this headsong is fuckin' killing me.
Mike: What is it?
AJ: The fuckin' Safety Dance. It's been stuck in my head off-and-on for weeks now.
Mike: Ha ha, loser... oh wait, damn now it's in my head!
headsong by Devabbi April 4, 2009

HeadBong 

where you put weed in someone's mouth and light it and suck it up from their nose. Good for the synuses.

CAUTION: may cause third degree burns on the roof of their mouth (worth it though)
Cecil "we like a headbong"
HeadBong by sexypoo January 17, 2010

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🀑🫡🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🀑🫡🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026