kryptochroniconolite

some fucked up name for weed, it's better than the shit you got last week. The shit you got last week ain't nothin.

"remember that shit i gave you last week? it's nothin"

"well what kind of weed is this?"

"it's kryptochroniconolite nigga!"

by alieonicbubonic November 23, 2007

Krystelle

Krystelle's are obviously unique by the way their name is spelt. They are absolutely beautiful and they need someone to tell them. Krystelle's usually go for the good guys but all guys want her. They are nerdy, funny, weird, awesome, cool and probably the best people you will ever meet.

Man that krystelle chick is jaw dropping.
I know right.

by Theawesomeone85 June 28, 2016

krystal

An amazing mother and woman. Works hard to make her children her number one priority. Beautiful beyond measure and kindness that never ends. you wont find a better friend out there. sexy and passionate don't begin to describe her. she is grace and beauty in public and sexy with a fire that wont be quenched at home. A piece of coal put under enough pressure turns into a diamond. This more than anything else describes her. Even though she has been through some hard times and been under pressure she shines brighter than any diamond around and like a diamond, though she may be cut she never breaks, and every cut makes her shine brighter. Her personality is strong and shines enough to brighten any room.

krystal is beautiful and amazing.

by bBbbBBBBADKLFJASDLK;FJAbb June 26, 2017

Krystyna

Krystyna; Well loved and liked. Very friendly. Beautiful. Sweet and hard working. Very blunt and honest. Shy. Thrives on others happiness. Never gives up.

Krystyna is the sweetest I absolutely love her.

by Krys0516 August 7, 2010

Kryptonite Wank

A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.

Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.

by COOLBEAN.S April 2, 2011

Krystalia

If you have a Krystalia keep her forever.
Smart,HILARIOUS,Drop dead gorgeous, and super playful

Anyone is lucky to have a Krystalia

Yeah that girl Krystalia she is slow

by Sksk.Coco December 3, 2019

krystan

Great girlfriend! She's so much fun to hang out with and she's never bitchy...sometimes dumb blonde lolz

Krystan is my gal pal!!

by wouldntulyk2kneou July 20, 2009