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Kris Kringled

Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!

One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020
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Kringle

"Im the real Santa yes Im the real Kringle
All you fly girls like my balls cause they Jingle"
by ---SeX--- May 12, 2004
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Kringle

Thrash metal legend in training has very impressive side burns
Kringle plays eruption with his teeth
by HuskerDu April 16, 2005
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Krungled

When you sit down, but you sit on your balls on accident.
Person 1: Oh shit! I just krungled! Person 2: Oh dang sorry bro that must hurt
by Beans R Us December 9, 2019
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Kringle

even more kringle then cringle.Like a cripple cringle.Like a hobo with no legs who trys to run from the cops.The only thing more cringle then kringle is Kapt. K. Kringle.Who is a retarded redneck with one eye and no arms who smokes crack with his stubs in a tent pitched on someone else's property.Also,kringle can be used to describe a neighborhood as extremely ghetto.
Bo,the junkie,bought some crack from a one-legged,mud-covered,kringle.
by Zac January 17, 2004
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A kringle is when feces gets attached to ones butt hair and dries there.
After mooning the principal, we noticed Alex had kringles on his butt, apparently from being too hairy and not correctly wiping his butt.
by George HK August 1, 2008
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kringle

1. One's certain movements, mannerisms and/or habits. Usually it is unique to them.

2. When one makes certain movements or acts in a certain manner.

2. When you pinch all of your fingers towards the inside of your palm, and raise it above your head, that would be kringle.
You can give kringle to somebody when you do something strange.

I've gotten kringle by looking at someone saying something weird to me, or acting in a certain manner. I inherit kringle from them.

The sister in Pet Semetery has kringle.

Certain moves that a certain star makes on stage is kringle.

When skateboarders are doing jumps, they'll commit kringle.

Jim Carey has full kringle.

Dennis Rodman has basketball kringle.
by trend July 16, 2004
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