Kramer Goose Egg

When a player gets zero KOs while playing Super Smash Bros. It is mandatory that they place their hand to their eye in the shape of a 0 and look around the room.

Kyle: I really sucked that round.
Brian: You probably got a Kramer Goose Egg.

by supersmasher92 December 11, 2010

Kramer Moment

Someone who is "not a racist" suddenly going on a racist tirade in the presence of an individual or individuals who are of the ethnic background that the racist tirade is directed toward. Such an occurence was first discovered when Michael Richards (aka Kramer from Seinfeld) went on a racist tirade during a stand-up in which he verbally attacked a group of porch-monkeys that had been heckling him. Hence the name "Kramer Moment."

After Oswald soundly defeated his white friend, Irving, in a game of backgammon, Irving had a Kramer Moment in which he reffered to his black friend, Oswald, as "stupid nigger". Oswald immediately responded by pulling out a gat and busting a cap in Irving's scrawny white ass.

by e-man91688 December 29, 2006

Kramer Attack

To have an untimely attack of hot, explosive diarrhea.

Heidi had a Kramer Attack at Wal-mart. Her pants show evidence that she barely made it to the bathroom.

by Elizabeth May 12, 2003

kramer attack

1.to have a dirty bum(not exactly homeless) suddenly show up out of no where, annoy you and your friends, steal cigarette butts from the ashtray, and drink from used beer cans. Also to mooch everything they can ranging from food to weed to toilet paper and then ramble for hours on end talking about nothing but primarily a mixture of gibberish, pothead " ideas", stories that probably never happend especially about awesome or terrible experiences.

2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave

dave: hey man, pass me a beer!

randy: sure here ya go man.

matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!

dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!

by andy wirf November 22, 2009

Kramer, Cosmo

The only man in the world who has to hide from all N****.

I know how hard it is to hide from Two N****, but can you imagine?

No N****... No N****.... OH JESUS!

--Katt Williams on Kramer, Cosmo

by The Restless October 9, 2008

Kramer'd

Defined as having to deficate and having it disappear suddenly. Based on the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer had to deficate, tried to find a washroom, couldn't find one, then could not deficate for days. He eventually had to give himself an enema to relieve the pressure.

My shit just kramer'd.
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Did you have to shit? Yeah, I did, but it kramer'd on me.

by Jughead McAnus January 2, 2009

Kramer Tweet

A tweet (message posted on the website Twitter) technique that is used to bump your own content inconspicuously. It is performed by replying to your own tweet with a new tweet, the contents of which can be anything at all. The audience usually does not notice the technique being employed no matter how stupid the new tweet is (even if it is simply the name "Kramer"), only the contents of the original tweet.

Started by the user @kokosac, who tweeted Seinfeld artwork to little reaction, but replied to himself with "Kramer", causing the art to explode in popularity on its second go.

omeone wants to criticize a person with the username @JohnDoe on Twitter but without that person seeing the tweet in their Twitter timeline. Instead of tweeting "I think @JohnDoe is an idiot" they would subtweet "I think JohnDoe is an idiot" or "I think John Doe is an idiot". In each case the @ symbol is missing so the tweet would not appear in @JohnDoe 's Twitter timeline.

"I tried a Kramer Tweet with a poop emoji and suddenly everyone started retweeting my band's music — it was the darndest thing!"

by GenoRPG June 2, 2016