Kraft Singles

A brand of cheese slices made by Kraft called Kraft Singles. They are good for you, and can be used to make cheese sandwiches. Yum.

Mom, do we have any Kraft Singles?

by Jordan The PWNAGE Duddd March 26, 2007

Robert Krafting

The act of owning a football team, wearing chains, and soliciting prostitutes.

When I grow up I want to do some Robert Krafting.

by Slim Tim Jim February 22, 2019

joseph kraft

A Joseph Kraft is a very gay man with an enormous penis.

Person1 : hey Noah is walking weird today.
Person2 : Must have been a Joseph kraft

by Thiccjew69 May 29, 2018

Kraft Single

An older gentleman who pays for a hand job as part of his massage

I ordered a Kraft Single from the Asian Orchid

by GingeredGinger May 24, 2019

kraft dinner

Student chow. (Also known as KD)

I'm nearly out of money, so I'm going to be living on Kraft Dinner this week.

by Eugene206 January 02, 2007

Kraft Disease

1. when ones cock is bent at an angle.

2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time.

As Kris was getting licked by courtland, he couldnt help but laugh at his Kraft disease.

She was directed away from the stinky mexican only to notice his kraft disease.

by Poisson December 14, 2005

kraft dinner

Pretty much what your average College or University student must learn to subside on because rent and education costs leave them basically in poverty.

What lots of teachers are known to say: Believe me guys; I was a poor student. I remember living on Kraft Dinner for weeks to afford my books.

by Guest March 15, 2005