A bowl movement so robust it breaks the surface of the water, like a volcanic island. Named for the volcano whose 1883 eruption was the loudest sound in recorded history, heard 100 miles away, and whose ash cloud was seen around the world.
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"I thought if I said that to him he would be mad, but I forgot, he's Jimmy Krackorn and he doesn't care."
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Get the Krackalakin mug.Uncle Kracker (born Matthew Shafer; June 6, 1974) is an American rock, country, and rap rock musician, most popularly known for his hit singles "Follow Me", "Smile", and "Drift Away". His music was more rap rock-based at the start of his career before turning in a more country and Top 40 style music direction on later releases.
Shafer was raised in Harrison Township, Michigan. In 1987, with his brother Mike Shafer, he visited a nightclub in Clawson, Michigan where a turntables competition was occurring. His older brother was competing against a then-unknown musician, Kid Rock. Shafer then spent a lot of time with Kid Rock, and they became friends. In those times, he was mainly rapping. He only performed at live shows at the time, until he began recording for Rock's album, Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp; Shafer was a featured vocalist on some of the tracks. He then began working on a solo album, but he continued being the DJ for Kid Rock. Upon the release of Rock's multi-platinum album, Devil Without a Cause, Shafer decided that it was time to release his first solo album, Double Wide, adopting the stage name Uncle Kracker.
Shafer was raised in Harrison Township, Michigan. In 1987, with his brother Mike Shafer, he visited a nightclub in Clawson, Michigan where a turntables competition was occurring. His older brother was competing against a then-unknown musician, Kid Rock. Shafer then spent a lot of time with Kid Rock, and they became friends. In those times, he was mainly rapping. He only performed at live shows at the time, until he began recording for Rock's album, Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp; Shafer was a featured vocalist on some of the tracks. He then began working on a solo album, but he continued being the DJ for Kid Rock. Upon the release of Rock's multi-platinum album, Devil Without a Cause, Shafer decided that it was time to release his first solo album, Double Wide, adopting the stage name Uncle Kracker.
What a fabulous artist. Uncle Kracker makes us all smile with his musical talent. What's your favorite Uncle Kracker single?
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Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.
Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.
Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.
Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.
Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.
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Gomez was overjoyed to see that the spurt from the Krakatoa was enough to drench the city of Pompeii.
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