king konging

When you are fucking a girl from behind and you start banging on your chest

She brought up New York so i started king konging

by king_g34 January 29, 2015

kongism

N.(singular) A statement, not necessarily entirely fact, presented with confidence and authority. Often said by, but not exclusive to the Kong family.

me: Banana hangars, designed to ripen bananas quickly, trick the banana into thinking it is still on the tree.
you: I'm not sure that is correct, but you say it with such confidence that I am inclined to believe you.
me: Alas... it is a kongism.

by durtneck March 7, 2007

konging

While banging your ho doggy style, you wait till you cum. Then you repeatedly pummel her kidneys with as much force as you can muster while letting loose your best impersonation of an angry King Kong.

I'd kong Kate from Kate's Playground in a heartbeat.
Konging is the gerund form of the infinitive to kong.

by Necessary July 28, 2008

king konging it

To climb on your friends back while beating your chest at a hardcore show. Then your friend runs around with you on their back and bounces you while you throw punches and kicks at various people until the friend becomes tired and falls on the ground.

"We were fucking king konging it at the Hail the Tragedy show in Napa last Sunday."

by xarianaarsenicx April 1, 2007

kongtastic

The state of computer graphics that is comparable to King Kong (the Peter Jackson version).

Yo did you see that fuckin' Incredibles 2? That shit was kongtastic!

I know the graphics were as good as King Kong.

by Chuck Vendaloo April 20, 2006

donkey kongin'

When you stick your hand in your butt and fart then slap keric lickerman in the face

"Hey Keric, shut up before I start donkey kongin' you".

by daggercracker November 23, 2009

Donkey Konging

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 16, 2014