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Kohl's Hot

Not quite Nordstrom hot.. Not even Gap hot.. But still hot. Just maybe attainable for us regular guys.
Hey, she's Kohl's Hot--I bet I can get with her..
by KirbC August 30, 2010
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Kohl's fitting room

A place for white trash (and all other kinds of trash) to piss in the stalls on clothes because they are too lazy to make it all the way to the bathroom.
"Ma, I gots to piss"

"Fuck it, go piss in the Kohl's fitting room"
by sveasgl November 28, 2009
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Kohls Fitting Rooms

1. A place to try on cloths
2. A place of buisness
3. A place to hide and kill someone if you knew they were going into that particular place at a particular time
4. A good place to jump out of the stalls and scare your friends
5. The creepiest place in the world
"Dude, those Kohls Fitting Rooms would be a perfect place to jump Travis and kidnap him!! Hahaha"
by Flomper June 19, 2008
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Meet me behind the Kohl's

Something one person will say to another to ask for sexual intercourse.
The woman said to the man, "Meet me behind the Kohl's", because she was horny.
by Aspeechkid January 8, 2011
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kohlsing

"The More You Know, The More You Kohl's." When did Kohl's become a verb? Yea, it never did because its NOT! So yes that multi-million dollar corporation, thousands of others and myself slave away at every day is putting out non-grammatically correct slogans. Kohlsing is also an art, dare I say. It is the ability to come into Kohl's not get signed up for a Kohl's Charge and see beyond the scheme of the corporation and realize that everything can't be on sale all the time.
Me: Hey Justin do want to go kohlsing today?

Justin: Naw, I kohlsed yesterday during power hours.
by Who's on freaking backup? June 20, 2009
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Kohl's leave

This is what happens when you shit yourself at work and have to go to Kohl's to buy new pants and underwear. Best used when Kohl's is right across the street from work so you don't leave a train of actual shit.
Fuck. I just shit myself. Guess I better request Kohl's leave from management.
by CognitiveCaveat January 31, 2025
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Jack kohl

Jack kohl would do anything to hold her hand.
by Lil Lellow June 21, 2020
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