Kohl Minors

A collective noun for the current eyeliner-bothering tweens who get all sulky when you call them, "Emo."
A: "Remember when Hot Topic was kinda' cool?"
B: "You mean that brief period in 1996 when the stores weren't jammed with credit-card-wielding Kohl Minors?"
by Jamie H. Lewis June 05, 2009
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Kohl's fitting room

A place for white trash (and all other kinds of trash) to piss in the stalls on clothes because they are too lazy to make it all the way to the bathroom.
"Ma, I gots to piss"

"Fuck it, go piss in the Kohl's fitting room"
by sveasgl November 29, 2009
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Kohls Fitting Rooms

1. A place to try on cloths
2. A place of buisness
3. A place to hide and kill someone if you knew they were going into that particular place at a particular time
4. A good place to jump out of the stalls and scare your friends
5. The creepiest place in the world
"Dude, those Kohls Fitting Rooms would be a perfect place to jump Travis and kidnap him!! Hahaha"
by Flomper June 19, 2008
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Meet me behind the Kohl's

Something one person will say to another to ask for sexual intercourse.
The woman said to the man, "Meet me behind the Kohl's", because she was horny.
by Aspeechkid January 08, 2011
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kohlsing

"The More You Know, The More You Kohl's." When did Kohl's become a verb? Yea, it never did because its NOT! So yes that multi-million dollar corporation, thousands of others and myself slave away at every day is putting out non-grammatically correct slogans. Kohlsing is also an art, dare I say. It is the ability to come into Kohl's not get signed up for a Kohl's Charge and see beyond the scheme of the corporation and realize that everything can't be on sale all the time.
Me: Hey Justin do want to go kohlsing today?

Justin: Naw, I kohlsed yesterday during power hours.
by Who's on freaking backup? June 20, 2009
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kohl hicks

Big Boy who had giant pythons for arms and is the best bodybuilder in the world with perfect teeth and is attractive
by easymoneymorris May 10, 2017
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Paul Kohl

He is like the krasseste Banger but he keeps it secret so there wont be so mich publicity
He is Paul Kohl
That means: He is a krasser Banger
by Cuntdestroyer420 November 22, 2021
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