Klag

Noun: A strong, hangover inducing, low quality and/or otherwise disgusting alcoholic beverage.

First use that I know of is on a Games Workshop snotling model- passed out vomiting with a bottle marked "KLAG"

I drank 4 cups of that Klag someone mixed up last night and I woke up leaning over a fence with my pants gone and my mom's cellphone number sharpied on my ass.

by Stiltburger December 29, 2008

KLAUGH

A word that is randomly inserted into a sentance for no reason

ya, so anyways, i was talkin to dave the oth-KLAUGH!

by Poodle Man Jack August 16, 2004

Klang

Something hideously ugly.

Wow, that chick who looks like an ostrich is klang inside and out!

by Queenie September 21, 2018

klang

the state of something being sweeeet, or completely lame if you are being sarcastic, depending on tone of voice.
somehow related to musician donnie klang.

klang - sweet

joe - dude donnie klang is legit!
dylan - yeah his music is klang'in...! just playin ya right donnie klang is a faggot
joe - no waaaaaaay hes legittttt!

drew - man i put cheese on this chicken sandwich and it was klaaaaaang!
dylan - dude that sounds delicious lets call it a klangwich

joe - have u seen the new jordans? im not sure if id rock them or not
dylan - dude those are klang as fuck, u could pull em off, id wear em for sure!

by i spit hot fire April 30, 2009

Kagging

Rape by emitting bodily fluids over a victim.

Igatona kagged on Kagon.

by Tenchimaru Draconis March 15, 2003

klagmire

When the parts of a paved race circuit outside of the driving line become covered in rubber worn off from the racer's tires. This condition makes passing more difficult as the pieces of rubber reduce traction off the racing line. During their cool down lap, drivers may intentionally pass over these areas to add weight to their cars for post-race inspections that require a minimum weight. First heard from David Hobbs, NBCSports Formula 1 Commentator.

The 2013 Formula 1 Chinese Grand Prix became a klagmire when the soft compound Pirelli tires degraded in less than 10 laps.

by Air Cav Hokie April 19, 2013

klangerdoodle

Klangerdoodle is where a mans phallus has ceased to work, in all sexual functions (rendering the mans phallus not erect) for any amount of time. Often occurs amount men over the age of seventy, klangerdoodle was a word coined by the Vikings of Scandinavia, and most likely because the cold weather would cause the viking's phallus to be absorbed by the body, leaving a small amount of phallus coating (skin). When a mans phallus has either "done a klangerdoodle" or has "klangerdoodled", his penis ceases to become erect, and can only get a semi-coed (and still perform sexual intercourse). Klangerdoodle is a known disease as well, but is more commonly referred to "erectile dysfunction", but klangerdoodle is its latin and medical name. Females cannot catch, transmit, or emit klangerdoodle, and are immune from all forms of klangerdoodle.

My dick has done a klangerdoodle.

Damn it, it's klangerdoodled!

Has your penis klangerdoodled yet?

by Von Ballcrusher October 7, 2013