Kiwi Keen

A colloquialism prominent in NZ stoner culture that implies the speaker intends to pursue a goal but in actuality is just going to loaf around with their thumb up their ass and probably smoke pot.

Kiwi Keen:

Kiwi1: "Bro we should like start a band!"
Kiwi2: "KEEN AS BRO!"

Kiwi1: "You'd be fuckin' keen to... (generally a stupid idea follows)"
Kiwi2: "Hard bro!"

by OutrageouslyFortunate June 29, 2011

kiwiaboo

Noun: A person who is obsessed with New Zealand, but is not actually from New Zealand.

A contraction of Kiwi and Weeaboo.

The person who posted this definition is a Kiwiaboo.

by Albino Kiwiaboo November 18, 2019

Kiwist

A Kiwist is someone that practices the fine ritualistic arts of memes religiously, worshiping the almighty frog meme god, Lord Kiwi.

“He wouldn’t stop spamming memes. Probably because he’s a Kiwist.”

by notslavaboo November 6, 2022

Kiwi

Someone who doesn't like to be mistaken for an Aussie,but its always amazed if you get it correct.

Supply teacher:OK kids,where am I from?
Class:AUSTRALIA!
Smart kid in the corner:New Zealand.

The Kiwi accent is softer.

by SomeoneNew June 7, 2011

Angry Kiwi

Sex move, where the male squeezes an unshaven nut, preferably the right one, into the females anus. You will probably need alot of lube to pull that off. Once the testicle is inside the ass, the chick needs to squeeze down as hard as she can. When the nut emerges, it will be extremely swollen from the intra-anal pressure applied by the female. This combined with the shit covered hair, makes it look like a pissed off kiwi fruit.

Gentleman 1: Hey man, why are you walking so slow today?!

Gentleman 2: I gave the ole' lady the Angry Kiwi last night, and now my nut hurts like the dickens!

Gentleman 1: Good work my man!!!!

by Nathan Stones, Aaron Cox June 19, 2012

Real Kiwi Hours

The time of day when you begin walking to your a place you spend a lot of time at on a normal basis. (i.e. School, Work, House, Coffee Shop, Restaurant, etc.)

“It’s a Real Kiwi Hours right now! I should’ve studied for that test!”

“My friends and I are going to Starbucks to eat. It’s Real Kiwi Hours.”
“I hate Real Kiwi Hours, especially since the traffic to work is terrible.

by tan_mai.ke January 31, 2018

Kiwiland

Small enough that no one cares, large enough that the rest of the world has to care. Better than aussie, for such reasons as less stuff to kill you, and more water and beaches. Great place to be.

Chur bro, Wana chup bro? Welcome to kiwiland

by LaFemme October 23, 2013