Kimchi Bubble Blast

When a Japanese Prostitute queefs into a bubble blower allowing the Kimchi Queef bubbles to fly directly directly into your mouth.

Bob: Did she try to give you a Kimchi Bubble Blast?
Dave: Yeah man, I didn't like it so I gobsmacked her in the cooter.

by ojnojib January 16, 2019

kichigga

A "kichigga" is when you want to say the n-word online, but people do not know you are black.

"Omg this kichigga is so annoying"

by breebree1234 May 3, 2021

Kitching out

To agree to meet at a place for an event or activity only to not show.

"Dude Tim said he'd come out for beers but a half hour later he still aint here"

"I know man Tim always is Kitching out"

by kavinblackbarr August 20, 2009

Audrey Kitching

Audrey is an internet scene queen who is most popular for having pink hair. She does a lot of promotion and partner work on/with the social networking site Buzznet. Her modeling is always under great criticism, but whether you love her or hate her, she does not seem to be going away anytime soon. Her grammar and spelling are an embarrassment - even to an uneducated person. She has been very lucky to walk the runway for fashion designer Jared Gold, especially given that she is only 5'4". Some people say that she is a wanna be factory girl - she and Linda Strawberry did a performance piece that was once displayed in the Andy Warhol museum.

Audrey Kitching is a pink haired model in L.A. She is far too skinny and should put less food on her head and more in her mouth.

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

marie caroline lufkin kitching

it's the most hot girl on planeth earth. internet celebrity. every boy loves her. every girl hates her. she has awesome pictures. a hot body. piercings. beautiful eyes. great smile.

marie caroline lufkin kitching is my friend on Facebook.

by anthony wong May 31, 2010

Kimchi Handjob

1. When an act of penile masturbation results in the owner of the fleshy appendage feeling "sour" or "spicy" - usually because of mechanically induced hyperkeratosis lesions on the giver (and subsequently on the receiver) of the manual stimulation. This assault on a friendly weapon can result in the penis looking like a plate of kimchi.

2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle

1. "Seth went home with that hot chick that works down at the docks and she gave him a kimchi handjob - his monster is raw."

2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."

by Dr. Michael Mancini August 30, 2013

Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

The relative speed at which a Korean girl moves. The numeric average is 24 KPS. Speeds may vary depending on the situation i.e. KPS may decrease if the Korean girl is drunk.

Dammit we will be late to the club because she is moving at a speed of 24 Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

by PandaJ22 January 13, 2015