kerplooie

What someone exclaims after blowing someone's mind

"Dude you just blew my mind"
"Kerplooie"

by Smittywerbenjaegermanjensen March 10, 2014

kerplode

To smite someone. If a person does somthing you don't like you would use this word to define what you want to do to them.

If you take one sip of my beer without asking I'll kerplode your head in.

by Mark November 9, 2004

Kerploppy

Someone that intentionally falls down.

You're a kerploppy. You did the flop.

by Doomyman March 23, 2017

kerploofed

When you make the fart noise in your mouth when your bored and tired at the same time.

"I'm so kerploofed right now"

by An Unnamed Dictionary December 10, 2015

Kerplooo

He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KERPLOOO!"

It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass.

My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KERPLOOO!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where.

Her: Kerplooo me hard in my asshole daddy.

Him: KERPLOOOOOOOO

Her: YES,it felt so good daddy

by Dman931 February 3, 2018

Kerploowee

To “Kerploowee” means to ejaculate or get a nut off.

Brian: “yo bro! I just kerplooweed all over this broad’s face”

Evan: “Ayy yo dude! I’m gonna Kerploowee my bitch later tonight”

by Kerploowee January 13, 2022

kerflopulitis

1. To flop and not roll

2. To eat cereal without milk

1. "Did you see him kerflopulitis"

2. Bob likes kerflopulitis

by Kermit the iced tea mongril April 24, 2022