kAzooo

some weird german IRC character, drinks heavy, makes trance, and loves divx/pr0n.

<kAzooo> His life will pay!

by kack November 4, 2003

Kazoomer

One who spits bullshit to two people about how much he or she likes another person.

1-"Yeah man, I really do like her, its just i think she should text me first sometimes... I mean, if she cared then she would."
2-"Yean.. but you are the guy, you should initiate it.."
1-"I guess you're right. Let's go see her tonight."
2-"She lives way too far away to go at midnight.."
1-"I don't know man, I just, I really feel like we should go see her tonight... I really like her"
2-"Then text her."
1-"She needs to text me first"
2-..."Talk to her in school"
1-"Yeah, idk, i dont really feel like it.."
2-"Fuck you!"
(Person 1 is an example of a kazoomer)

by cmanley0012 January 30, 2010

Kazooable

Something so worthy of celebrating that the only way to do it justice is with a kazoo

The birth of your seventh child is so kazooable

by KneeseyJeesey March 26, 2022

Spicy Kazoo

A pipe or cylindrical cigarette-shaped tube in which marijuana may be smoked. Colloquially known as a 'one hitter' or a 'piece.'

After work, Suzie lit up her spicy kazoo to get high.

by SpicyKazoo January 15, 2020

Joe Kazoona

Joe . Joe Tazuna. Kazoo. Joe Kazoona.

Joe kazoona is joe in kazoo and better than you

by Keijilovesyou.fp July 9, 2021

November 14th National kazoo day

National kazoo day is November 14th. Go buy or use a kazoo

Its november 14th national kazoo day

by Dumbitchz November 14, 2019

Kazoo

A musical instrument that, when played, magically brings taunting, ridicule, verbal, and, in some cases, physical assault to the person playing it. The word "Kazoo" can also be used as another name for a tool, or person held in low regard.

"Spencer, please don't go into town with that kazoo of yours again - you know what happened the last time."
But Spencer heeded not his mother's warning - hapless kazoo that he was - and, with a sickening chortle, ziplocked the musical instrument inside his baby blue fanny-pack anyway.

by ASJarrell August 23, 2007