A name referring to someone who is unequaled in beauty, wit, grace, and sheer undeniable amazingness. Exemplifies a perfect being.
Many have attempted to hold such a name but have failed. There is only one Kayzanne.
Many have attempted to hold such a name but have failed. There is only one Kayzanne.
by Man ofsteel April 17, 2011
Get the Kayzanne mug.Who's Kavian? Simply put, a God among men, the future ruler of the world, and a fine pimp that ain't afraid to slap you across the face with his cock.
It is said that when He was born, color was given to the world and two neighboring stars exploded; ushering in the greatest era in human history.
Kavian was a creation of "The Force". When created, he weighed about a stunning 21 lbs (12 lbs was his penis alone). Without parents or guidance, He was raised by a pack of wild wolves, named Alpha-Wolf at age 3, and solved a rubix cube underwater blindfolded at age 3-AND-A-HALF.
His middle name is "Ballsacko-Grande", Swahili for "The-Chosen-One". In 1996, He was named heir to Swaziland's thrown and led them to unknown advancements in medical science and geography.
After his single-handed victory of World War II, Kavian was named "The Jesus" by the Tibetan Monks. His title signified Him as being the one to bring balance to the elements of the world.
Kavian is a man known for his kindness. Back in Nam' He created the "I have a Dream" speech for his boy, Martin Luther King, Jr. He took no credit in creating it. Later, he hunted down the man responsible for MLK's (AKA Big Daddy Martin) assassination and brutally killed the man.
No mercy.
"The-Most-Interesting-Man-In-The-World" relinquished his position to Kavian.
So next time you're down at the lowest point in your life ask yourself this: "What would Kavian do." Either way, you probably wont be able to do what He would do.
It is said that when He was born, color was given to the world and two neighboring stars exploded; ushering in the greatest era in human history.
Kavian was a creation of "The Force". When created, he weighed about a stunning 21 lbs (12 lbs was his penis alone). Without parents or guidance, He was raised by a pack of wild wolves, named Alpha-Wolf at age 3, and solved a rubix cube underwater blindfolded at age 3-AND-A-HALF.
His middle name is "Ballsacko-Grande", Swahili for "The-Chosen-One". In 1996, He was named heir to Swaziland's thrown and led them to unknown advancements in medical science and geography.
After his single-handed victory of World War II, Kavian was named "The Jesus" by the Tibetan Monks. His title signified Him as being the one to bring balance to the elements of the world.
Kavian is a man known for his kindness. Back in Nam' He created the "I have a Dream" speech for his boy, Martin Luther King, Jr. He took no credit in creating it. Later, he hunted down the man responsible for MLK's (AKA Big Daddy Martin) assassination and brutally killed the man.
No mercy.
"The-Most-Interesting-Man-In-The-World" relinquished his position to Kavian.
So next time you're down at the lowest point in your life ask yourself this: "What would Kavian do." Either way, you probably wont be able to do what He would do.
"Kavian died five years ago, but Death is to afraid to tell him."
~J.F.K
"Kavian's tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries."
~Django
"Kavian counted to infinity... twice."
~Tupac
"Kavian is the reason Waldo is hiding."
~New York Times
~J.F.K
"Kavian's tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries."
~Django
"Kavian counted to infinity... twice."
~Tupac
"Kavian is the reason Waldo is hiding."
~New York Times
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Get the Kavian mug.A girl who is beautifull and creative. She has lots of friends and loves every single one she has always had my back. She loves people for the way they are and never judges people. She is very athletic and not just that but she plays video games she is a nice ❤, intelegent💪, and beautifull😇
by Kaylan's friend🙏 February 12, 2019
Get the Kaylan mug.Kayaan is an amazing person, he has a heart bigger than the world and a brain that will one day lead the world to success. He is a people person, he is one of the chattiest people in the world, he makes great conversation. Kayaan is also an ideas man, he comes up with the most outrageously awesome ideas. He is someone that you can always rely on to plaster a smile across your face. He's the type of person that others are naturally attracted to, he is a magnet for people. He makes you happy and has the most contagious smile on earth. He has good values and is just a friggin' good person. Apart from his amazing personality, he gets unreal grades in school, is a tech whizz and can get his computer to do absolutely anything. He is a teacher, not as in profession, but as in he teaches you how to be a good person and teaches you to be true to your self and be resilient no matter what. Kayaan is Kayaan. He is perfect. He's himself and thats a mighty good thing.
by lilsamiboi November 30, 2020
Get the Kayaan mug.Kaydance is a jumpy scrawny little girl. She will do anything to make you laugh, because she believes everyone has the most gorgeous smile. She is self insecure, and won't accept that she is beautiful. She's a geeky tall girl that will rave on and on even if the subject died hours ago. Dramatic and tense, a childish sweetheart, she is not good with strangers or males. Kaydance will smile even if she is hurt beyond comprehension. Combative as she is, She will never leave your side. She is too inasent for her own good. If you know a Kaydance, protect her with your life. She is a treasure.
Kaydance: Hi Caly!
Caly: Sup girl!
Boy walks in**
Boy: hey Kay-bay wanna hang at my house later and..* winks* get down?
Kaydance: whaaat?
Caly: * slugs boy* DID YOU JUST DARE?!?! GET OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN RAPIST!
Boy leaves, defeated
Kaydance: what's a "rapist"?
Caly: don't worry about it, sweetie. Want some Icecream?
Kaydance: YA!
Caly: Sup girl!
Boy walks in**
Boy: hey Kay-bay wanna hang at my house later and..* winks* get down?
Kaydance: whaaat?
Caly: * slugs boy* DID YOU JUST DARE?!?! GET OUT OF HERE YOU DAMN RAPIST!
Boy leaves, defeated
Kaydance: what's a "rapist"?
Caly: don't worry about it, sweetie. Want some Icecream?
Kaydance: YA!
by Canada Boiiiii May 15, 2019
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by Jimmy o Neil March 3, 2017
Get the Kaysan mug.The best girl a man can ask for. Loyal,faithful,sweet and goofy. Lights up any room anywhere. Very caring and loving but easily hurt. Shy at first until it's gets comfy. But never weak always strong.
by Kariane December 22, 2016
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