A person who is kind, one who does not put you down. Someone who you would love to be friends with. A person who is excellent at bass fishing and can tame even the wildest of vaginas. He is loving and accepting of all types of people.
by Kingwurdz April 6, 2011
Get the kylemeister mug.Kalem is a wonderful man who can make any girl happy. He's really kind, and loving to those he falls in love with. He's also really funny and any girl who has him as a boyfriend or husband is a very lucky person. He knows what's right and he will be very honest and won't hesitate to tell you his mind if he wants to. His words are honest and loving, and him being affectionate is something that means the world
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that man walk by?
Girl 2: yeah, his name is Kalem
Girl 1: Wow, maybe I should ask him out sometime.
Girl 2: yeah, his name is Kalem
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Get the KOLE mug.by corey carpenter May 6, 2008
Get the kolet mug.Used as a term for pounds, kilos, stones etc. when describing the weight of a person (or animal if you so desire). Basically it's a word used for general poundage when describing a fatty.
"Dude, I didn't half put on some klem over Christmas, I should have well laid off the gravy"
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"She's looking quality these days! I reckon she's lost a few klem!"
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"She's looking quality these days! I reckon she's lost a few klem!"
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