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mumbley jumbley

(mumble-ii jumble-ii)
the words you use instead of incantations and long tedious words/sentences, etc.
Galstad used mumbley jumbley of your mom.
by Near Lawliet December 18, 2008
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Jumblefuck

Jumblefuck. n. a disorderly british queue.
Jumblefuck. v. to cause a queue to jumblefuck; can also be used in replacement of the word "fuck", hence to refer to anything.
Jumblefuck. adj. a 'jumblefucked' line.

Origin: Jackrabbits; Jacksonville, Florida
On February 3rd, 2007, the convoy known as 'Less Than Jack' collectively participated in the act of jumblefucking. The ticketman for Jackrabbits, Kyle (henceforth known as 'Jumblefuck'), walked outside the venue at 7:00 pm EST (1 hour before doors open) to observe the act. The disgruntled ticketman then shouted "This isn't a line. This is a jumblefuck. Get in single-file against the wall. This is a jumblefuck!" Eyewitnesses stated there-after that there were two British mates on vacation to see Less Than Jake. One said "We're bloody British, we know how to fucking queue!"

It was in fact that a mere 20 minutes later, an appearance of the Brazillian Legend, Rogerio Lima Manganelli, bassist of Less Than Jake, was made. The 'Less Than Jack-er', Jacob informed Mr. Manganelli of this travesty. Rogerio professed his undying support of the act of jumblefucking.

Later in the night, this statement was confirmed by Mr. Manganelli's mother, "Tats".
This isn't a line, it's a jumblefuck!
by stef9811 December 14, 2008
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mumble-jumble

Intense mumbling that some people do in a conference-call when they start discussing something at one end, oblivious of the fact that it can't be heard - or understood - by participants at the other end.
My tricky question stumped the unprepared team in the US and they went into a mumble-jumble that made absolutely no sense to us at this end.
by Mohit Hira March 9, 2009
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jumble

A large mass of people who crowd around and move in a way that no one can get through.
Let's avoid that jumble over there by the lunch line
by Elana October 18, 2004
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Jumble Drop

When a girl grasps a mans testicles, jumbles them for a matter of seconds, and quickly releases them to have a dropping effect.
"I was with this girl all night and she gave me the ol' Jumble Drop!"
by Bonz142 March 20, 2008
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Mumble Jumble Woo

The annoying and infuriating word posts that abuse other races or religions.

The posters of these words alienate a number of persons of the insulted race or religion, and therefore triggering a mass number of opposing new posts.

This process continues perpetually, at each time consuming more people until nearly thousands of users are posting, enraged by as little as one miniscule post.

The process is exhausting, yet practically stupid. Most users involved in this war of words, are unaware that it was probably started by a fool with nothing better to do than to degrade other races or religion.
1. Americans Watch too much FOX.

2. The British Drink too much tea.

3. Australians have too much native wildlife.

(Note: I do not support any racial conflict, these are just examples)
by Sushi December 30, 2004
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Jumble Jugs

Dan portal has jumble jugs.
by sctso October 29, 2003
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