jack jacked

When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.

I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.

by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011

jacked in

Plugged in to the internet, especially involving mic/earphone capability over virtual reality and video games.

"The only reality is virtual. If you're not jacked in, you're not alive." -Fritz from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

by Windy Chrome July 5, 2011

Chat Jacked

When someone sends you something cool over chat and you post it on a social networking site before they have the chance.

Rich sent me a cool Photoshop when we were chatting so I chat jacked it and posted it on Facebook.

by CocoSantango July 24, 2010

jimmy jacked

When bad people block your path.

Crimey, we're jimmy jacked!

by H. Douglas Nuts May 23, 2011

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen July 28, 2008

swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.

Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?

by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005

ash jacked

Fucked up beyond recognition; gassed; full tank bitch!

That bitch so high she ash jacked.

by OZlificent June 18, 2020