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alex jonesin

When you are eagerly awaiting the collapse of society
Dude now that i have all these weapons I am totaly alex jonesin for New world order take over
by penisflytrap September 12, 2016
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keep up with the Joneses

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.
Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!
by ilikeguns:) November 10, 2020
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jonesing

After Jones Alley, NYC 1960's. Craving for addiction.
Jonesing for a hit
by SLBear May 16, 2010
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jonesif

A person that sits in his room crying because he cant do anything right and has no friends
I feel bad for him he's a jonesif
by k-rizzle-fizzle December 19, 2016
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indiana jonesing

1. To have a strong desire to go Indiana.
2. To have a strong desire to use a whip, find artifacts, and sleep with countless babes.
Dave - Did you see that hot Nazi chick?
Ray - Yeah man, I'm Indiana Jonesing to bust out my whip and show her a thing or two.
by Matt Kap July 8, 2007
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joneser

a person that needs, wants, and takes everything all the time.
He just borrowed twenty dollars, what a joneser.
by Will August 19, 2003
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Pac-man Jonesing

eng.
1. An uncontrollable urge to carry large amounts of money in brown paper bags and frequent strip clubs for dinner at 3 in the morning.
2. The ability to be arrested 12 times, yet never see the inside of a jail cell.
3. Waste of talent.
exe 1=guy1: Yo dog, whatchu do last night?
guy2: Hit up the atm and went Pac-man Jonesing for some seafood.
exe 2=guy1 Yall heard 5-0 got Trey last night red handed?
guy2: Shit, that muthafucka gonna Pac-man Jones them charges.
exe 3=M.C. Hammer,"I remember when I was popular, then I just Pac-man Jonesed it all away."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 29, 2008
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