JOMO

An acronym for "Joy Of Missing Out" and is a strange kind of emotional release when you realise you've been left out.
Opposite of FOMO = the Fear Of Missing Out

Person 1: Doesn't it bother you that (insert trendy object/action etc.)
Person 2: Nahh, I'm JOMOing this month *sighs with relief*

by olyverr December 23, 2013

jookes

jookes;adj.

an exclamation used to express any feeling of extreme intensity.

i.e. happiness, excitement, fear, anxiety, loneliness.

"jookes. my hair's falling out from all this bleach!"

by aaaddrriiaannaa June 30, 2006

Joel Jomon

The sexiest and THICCEST Curry Pakistani and Indian you will ever know

Yo, that kid looks like he is the biggest Joel Jomon

by Yeetus Mcleetus June 23, 2019

jook

To stab some one or kinfe them

'Theres No-one around shall i jook this fool?'

'Yeh,dun kno'

by dally BOII December 27, 2008

The Jomos

The Jonas Brothers are homos

Fernando:I love the Jonas Brothers!
Felipe: Their called the jomos.
Mento: Get it... their homos.

by xXJohn JohnsonXx February 26, 2009

Jamoke

A derogatory term used to describe a lazy assed, good-for-nothing, spoon

"Hey, there's Tim, the jamoke."

by reverse apache master March 17, 2009

jomosexual

a gay member of any group of friends named Joe. The jomosexual isnt a rare species, and its natural habitat is your close group of friends

Last night I was hanging out with the fellas when Jomosexual showed up and queered up the night.

by jdot May 19, 2006