Joiner King

1). A soulless individual appearing to have no obvious basic social skills apart from the ability to communicate online through instant messaging programs, with strange smilies.

2). A backstabber and a thief.

3). Somebody obsessed with 24.

4). A homophobe.

1). Person A - Hi Ben, how are you today?

Joiner King - ._.

2). Person A - Dude, did Joiner King ever pay you back that money you kindly lent him?

Person B - Did he fuck?! He told me to fuck off and called me a cunt! That's gratitude for you!

3). Joiner King - "OMG I WANT TO FUCK JACK BAUER IN THE ASS"

4). Person A - "I love you Andrew."

Person B - "I love you too Rick".

Joiner King - "OMG I've just been physically sick"

by A Pretentious Camel August 12, 2008

Johnner

Members of St John Ambulance tend to refer to each other as St Johnners or simply Johnners.

He's my Johnner friend!

by indianaprincess January 3, 2011

Jointer

A movement of the bowel so large it dislocates the hips.

Wendy had to be taken from the restroom on a stretcher after her massive jointer. Ouch!

by Tom Landox November 28, 2006

jinner

Alternative word for gaijin (Japanese for "white foreigner")

Shibuya Crossing is made up of 75% jinners these days

by Shioooo May 30, 2017

Jonnering

to basically bluster round and round on a topic never moving it forward but spinning your wheels in the process

look Jon and Donna this sitaution isn't moving you are now just Jonnering around the topic

by Izzy and Mike April 23, 2019

Joinker Process

The Joinker process is an effective way of scraping data from websites. The Joinker Process is used often used for scraping on the danish electronic store Elgiganten.

Internet Dude: Hey how did you get all that data from my website?
Pro Gamer: I used the joinker process.
Internet Dude: That sounds very advanced.
Pro Gamer: It is.

by GamerKaj1 August 19, 2019

jonnerica

Are very unique and kind.you don’t see many of them often but when you do hold on to her because she’s the most beautiful girl with the most amazing styles looks and dances.

Get you a jonnerica she’unique hold on to her forever.

by ~mya December 11, 2020