Jo

Verb
To jack off, masturbate.
Noun
The act of jagging off, referred to as a person for the sake of privacy.

I was too busy talking to Jo.

by kito March 10, 2004

Jo-Jo

smart, usually in mathematics and science. a super pro with amazing skillzz. can make retarded white kids weep.

Guy #1: Dude! Did you see that Jo-Jo?
Guy #2: I know! He has a freaking 5.0 GPA!

Guy #1: Dude! That Jo-Jo is a beast!
Guy #2: He could get ANYthing he wanted!

Guy #1: HAHA! DID YOU SEE THAT JO-JO BEAT THAT WIMP UP?
Guy #2: HAHA! I know, hes a bauss.

by asdfyo December 9, 2009

Jo-jo

A foolish, unskilled, or flighty driver; poor.

This Jo-jo in the right lane is trying to flip a U-turn

by Laura48 July 16, 2006

JoS

Jizzed on Sight. Pronounced like nos. Usually used when an attractive female walk by.

Eric: Wow!, Deborah's boobs look bigger!! and her ass is a lot rounder!!
Marco: Yeah, I Jos'd when I passed by her earlier

by BlackandYellowBlasian May 27, 2011

joing

to immediately move away from topic of conversation and start up gay talk

*pronounced jow-ing*

"mums in da room...JOING!"
"oi, start joing!"

by Spoon Dude & Evil Lam Sam October 9, 2006

Jos

The urge to work hard, be serious and not make jokes.

I jossed my friends since I wanted to finish our work

by Noam Mann March 8, 2004

jo

jack off, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, plaing with yourself
PAST TENSE: joed

yo, i can't wait to go home jo!
PAST TENSE:
Man last night i joed!

by brent lindeman September 19, 2007