jobcist

for funemployed persons, a developed discriminatory attitude towards people with jobs

Me: Did you catch the latest episode of JDY (Judge David Young)?
Friend: No, I was at work.
Me: Me neither, because I woke up at 3pm and missed it.
Friend: F you.
Me: Whatever, person with a job. Oh look at me, I'm Jobby McJobberson, I work for a living. Get out of here.
Friend: Dude, you're jobcist.

by Dancefight Till Dawn June 9, 2009

Joiboii

Someone who's smarter than you
A Ling Ling Jr.
Someone who is accepted into every college without taking the SAT
thats right you're a joiboii-wanna-be

kid: Yayyyyy I got an A on my project for science
mom: you're such a disgrace. Joiboii has gotten a job as a doctor! At age 5!

by wemon June 17, 2020

jobeism

Anything relating to jobe or jobeism

"This is the ultimate jobeism."

by sdrowo February 27, 2023

blow-jobbing

An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.

That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.

by Gingerlee May 6, 2010

Sign Jobin'

Homeless people or other individuals holing up signs in public places to promote their self interests or agendas.

The Homeless man with the "Food" sign is "Sign Jobin'".
The kids are "sing jobin'" for their car wash.
Because the lady was 'sign jobin'" on the corner, we noticed the garage sale.
Those "sign' jobin'" protesters need to quit loitering.

by Havin' a Beer With Mike February 18, 2011

shop the jobsite

Stealing from a construction jobsite.

I shop the jobsite at least twice a week, and sell at fleamarkets on the weekends.

by Worldhead December 4, 2009

Jobie

The art of having sex with a girl then telling her to get the fuck out of your house.

I totally pulled a jobie on that Kaylee chick!

by ziggyian April 19, 2011