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jobber ramen 

Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").
After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.

What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.
jobber ramen by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003
A jobber is someone that is a no name loser. He never plays and when he does, he's only in to get playing time or to lose on purpose.
MLS is full of jobbers.

Cape Fear High school is full of jobbers

Goldberg only wrestled jobbers.
jobber by SirLeche April 29, 2005
An opponent of Hunter Hearst Helmsley.
Triple H made Booker T look like a jobber once again.
jobber by Anonymous October 6, 2003
You're a jobber. Paid to clean bathrooms.
jobber by jeremy q. January 8, 2005

slobber knobber jobber 

noun; oral sex performed on a male.
Baby, i'm feeling a bit uptight. Can I get a slobber knobber jobber from you?
slobber knobber jobber by ewp January 27, 2004
A person who has the mindset of an employee. It’s priority 1 in their life.
They are the people who will ask for more work even though they don’t make more. Or when it’s time to go early they ask a useless question to make the meeting last a little longer.
Stop being a Jobber they said we could leave early but you had to ask them to go over the information again for clarity.
Jobber by Raydo23 May 20, 2021