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Pulling a hearst or to hearst.: To make up news where there aren’t any, or make up a story and pass it as true, particularly when there is a dearth of real events. The term is coined after American press tycoon Randolph William Hearst who was known for manufacturing sensational stories from whole cloth and distorting real events.
Ahmed: I read that Saudi Arabia has rejected the nomination of a Pakistani diplomat to be ambassador to their country because his name is Akbar Zib … dude, in Arabic that name means “biggest dick”.
Tyron: I don’t believe it. They are pulling a hearst … and I am changing my name to Tyron Akbar Zib.
Hearst by MikeSoussan March 28, 2013
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Hearst Burger 

When a burger is missing the patty like when Patty Hearst was kidnapped.
Man! I hate McDonalds. I asked for a Big Mac and they gave me a Hearst burger!
Hearst Burger by hidethefork February 1, 2009

Lydia Hearst 

Lydia Hearst or Lydia Hearst-Shaw is a gorgeous American socialite, actress, award winning fashion model, and heiress to the publishing fortune established by her maternal great-grandfather William Randolph Hearst. She is the daughter of Patricia Hearst who achieved infamy when she was kidnapped in the 70's.
Lydia is known in the fashion industry for her delicate doll like features, ivory skin and elegant sexuality. In fact Lydia has shown that she has no problems with doing nudity, having appeared topless or fully nude in numerous magazines including Playboy France. This willingness to show off her flawless, all natural nude body appears to be something she will continue as she pursues an acting career.
Although well known on the party circuit, unlike many of her contemporaries Hearst is not known for being promiscuous or controversial and in fact spends much of her time devoted to charitable causes.
Lydia Hearst is a beautiful example of quiet intelligence and perfect sexuality. She is a modern sex symbol.
Lydia Hearst is the sexiest model/heiress alive.
Lydia Hearst at 5'7 is short for a supermodel. Beauty offsets height.
Lydia Hearst is the thinking man's Paris Hilton.
Lydia Hearst is surprisingly voluptuous for such a slender girl.
Although not promiscuous Lydia Hearst becomes very sexual when in front of a camera.
Lydia Hearst is naturally sexy.
Lydia Hearst by yathaman May 23, 2009

Patty Hearst 

Inheritor of the multi-millionare Hearst(publishing company)fortune, Patty is mainly known for her 18-month kidnapping by the Symbionese Liberation Army in 1974. While kidnapped, she was often bound and held in a very small, dark area. When not bound she was brainwashed by her kidnappers into thinking she was one of them and went on to "officialy" become a member and assist in robbing a bank. After she was rescued she went to trial and sided with her kidnappers, as well as admitting to doing Marijuana and insulting her parents. This landed her in almost two years of jail, mainly for robbing a bank, but she was commuted by President Jimmy Carter and later pardoned by President Bill Clinton so she could write a book about her travels with the SLA.
Although I understand that being brainwashed will affect your way of thinking, there is no possible way to not know that you are doing a bad deed when robbing a bank. I mean come on. Patty Hearst you're not fooling anyone.
Patty Hearst by Inkosana February 26, 2008

Patty Hearst 

A Patty Hearst is the event in which you get an erection at an awkward time.
"Hey bro, I was talking with the retarded security guard at the bank today and I got a Patty Hearst."
Patty Hearst by TheClapmeister October 16, 2009

heartbreak 

heart break is the typa feeling we all hate. heart break is “read at 9:30” when it’s 10:00. it’s blocking and unblocking, unliking photos, untagging, unfollowing. it’s screenshots, tears, ice cream and sad music . it’s fake streaks sent just to that one person. heart break is knowing they don’t give a fuck and that they used to.
oh bud heartbreak is shit

heartbreak 

Heartbreak is the worst feeling in the world and you don't know how painful it feels untill you experient it, it feels like your heart is literally breaking like it's shattered into a million pieces and you feel empty and lonely and it makes you want to not live anymore. It happens when the person you love lied to you or left you and say they don't love or care about you and it hurts like hell because you can't get over them and all you want is them. You can't sleep because you are crying to much and all you think about is them and can't get them out of your head no matter how hard you try. It feels like the world is coming to an end and you don't know what to do anymore, like there is no point in living and it feels like there is no one to talk to and that nothing can ever make you happy again. This is honestly the most horrible feeling in the world and i would rather have had fallen out of a tree and broken my both my arms.
heartbreak.
(boy) i never loved you and you mean nothing to me.
(girl) you have lied to me all this time.

etc....
heartbreak by relizwhite November 13, 2011