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Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.
"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.
by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011
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jizzered

The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.
jizzered: The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.
by myaccountinglab November 19, 2010
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Bed Jizzer

A guy who does not visit Porn Hub on the regular hence he has to become a Bed Jizzer.
Damn Ilya, you're such a Bed Jizzer
by Synapzz January 26, 2022
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upper jizzer

The act of ejaculating in the top part of a toilet then flushing to coat the inside of the bowl.
Hey can you leave that picture of Sydney Sweeney in the bathroom I gotta take an upper jizzer
by Blomblom2396 March 9, 2024
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jizzer smack

Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.
Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.
by Jerry McDickerdoodle October 9, 2009
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Little James Jizzer

When you take a trip to Epstein’s Island (Little James Island) and ejaculate on the building in the middle of the island
“Me and my boy took a trip to our birthplace and pulled a Little James Jizzer on my masters island
by Appsych November 6, 2025
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jizzeration

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.
This is my jizzeration rag.
by Jizz king July 25, 2018
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