master jizzer

one who can cum at large distances, perhaps 5 to 6 feet

that master jizzer got cum in my eye from across the room!

by literalmfmom February 20, 2017

Upper Jizzer

When someone ejaculates in the back part of the toilet.

I was trying to be discreet so I took an upper jizzer in the bathroom

by Blomblom2396 June 4, 2024

upper jizzer

The act of ejaculating in the top part of a toilet then flushing to coat the inside of the bowl.

Hey can you leave that picture of Sydney Sweeney in the bathroom I gotta take an upper jizzer

by Blomblom2396 March 9, 2024

jizzered

The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.

jizzered: The repetitive shaking of a woman's chin by the hand of the male she is giving head too.

by myaccountinglab November 19, 2010

jizzer smack

Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.

Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.

by Jerry McDickerdoodle October 9, 2009

jizzeration

An item that your ancestors have jizzed on. And has been passed down from generations to generations.

This is my jizzeration rag.

by Jizz king July 25, 2018

Little James Jizzer

When you take a trip to Epstein’s Island (Little James Island) and ejaculate on the building in the middle of the island

“Me and my boy took a trip to our birthplace and pulled a Little James Jizzer on my masters island”

by Appsych November 6, 2025