sir. jizzalot

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing

Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014

Jizzmaster

A humiliating nickname for a bad quiz host. Especially a pompous, fat, bald blowhard who thinks he's king shit, but doesn't know that Scotland is a country.

Is that Quizmaster Chris?
Jizzmaster Piss, more like.

by BlizzmasterPilch June 29, 2010

jizzmat

Normal or provocative pictures, as well as clothing and underwear boyfriends and guys ask for from their girlfriends or girls for when they go away to masturbate to.

Jizzmat = jizz material

Boy 1: I can't wait for camp!
Boy 2: Ya, me too. I asked Rayna for some jizzmat, but she wouldn't give me any!
Boy 1: Same with Antoinette!

by raypearls June 25, 2009

Jizzemite

A cosmetic product that resembles male sperm in either texture,color,or elasticity.

Her facial looked like total jizzemite

by RedRum51 January 16, 2010

Jizzantium

Jizzantium is a term used when fresh semen (jizz) is released anywhere and has sit in that location undisturbed for days. This process allows for the jizz to harden into a hard enzyme rich mineral known as Jizzantium.

Bro I just Jizzed on my carpet and gave that load a few days to breath and now its formed into Jizzantium!

by Changuskahn February 10, 2023

jizzable

sexy, to look so good that it may cause ejaculation

dam girl u b lookin quite jizzable 2day

by Mex I Can March 28, 2009

JizzaBelle

Dark, mystical, majestic, curious, angry, passionate, sexual, deviant, ambitious, luring, the one and only, ultimate, higher being, queen of the other side

After I spoke to her I realized that she is the JizzaBelle!

by JizzaBelle Spade May 26, 2018