Jixed

(The Official Hendrickson Version of the term Jix (Jixed/Jixing/etc) 2008-2009)

Jixed (jikst), adj., 1. to be on the recieving end of an act of or pertaining to Tom Foolery. 2. to become psyched out, etc. Also jix, jix-er, jix-ing. Origin: The suzuki G-SXR. ( Est. 2008-2009 by Davey and Egemonye)

"Hey you didn't tell me we had a test today when I asked - you jixed me!"

"I totally jixed that guy on the basketball court. I cut left and he fell down."

"He lied to me! That little Jixer!"

"We tee-pee'd his house good...Jixed."

by H-manJxR March 11, 2009

Jizzed

When you feel extremely excited about something.

OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!

by pepitabis November 24, 2019

jizery

when a guy comes on you and you are miserable

I was asleep and woke up and found myself in complete jizery.

by dow4 August 29, 2009

Jizel

Jizel is a girl who can be shy at times but once u get to know her well and become her friend she is outgoing.She can really mean alot to someone and become someone's special person fast because she has her ways.But really jizel can really be a really amazing and beatiful and outstanding friend out of most girls.But when you have a jizel as your girlfriend don't let her go because she can easily find someone else by her looks but if you do have one keep her close comfort her even if she doesn't ask for it take care of her when she needs it.What im just really trying to say is Jizel is just an amazing, beautiful, charming, cutest, smartest, and sexiest girl you can ever keep so keep her close don't let go and care for her and help her all you need is a jizel and your set for life.

Boy1:Wow i wish i had a Jizel.
Boy2:Yea she's so pretty and amazing we couldn't be that luck

by Jizel'sbabyforever April 18, 2020

Jizersize

When one gay dude is fucking another gay dude as if he is training for the Olympics and when he's about to cum, he Jiz-er-sizes all over his partner!

When Dick & Bob heard Elton John on the radio, they bout JIZERSIZED on themselves from excitement!!

by Skwirlified1 May 31, 2021

Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

by Weston150 March 25, 2013

all jizzed up

Worn, used, with personal impression

That house used to be nice, now it's just all jizzed up

by Snakelio May 12, 2016