jerkable

When a picture or video is just sexy enough to get off to.

damn did you see her new Instagram post that shit was jerkable for sure.

by Tkabpro March 14, 2016

jerka jerka jihad

Masturbating to Middle Eastern porn

When I get off of work, I'm going to jerka jerka jihad.

by StickStickly May 20, 2011

jerkleton

a jerk who is extra jerky, so it is necessary to add the "leton" to the end of it.

dude, josh is such a jerkleton today

by emoney90 January 25, 2011

Jerkulate

When you have one or more jerk-off/s swinging indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another

Combining jerk-off and vacillate.

Also;

-lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.)
-lat'ing·ly (adv.)
-la'tion (n.)
-la'tor (n.)

The company will likely jerkulate about the new acquisition for years to come.

by Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallme November 21, 2011

jerkolive

a crazy clown who drinks and tells people to fook off

getting drunk with make up on and telling people to fook off is jerkolive

by sixpac1965 January 10, 2014

jerkling

A term used to describe a group of people, particularly a fraternity, that will circle up and jerk it out. A verb to describe circle jerks.

Thomas went to beta last night. He said the men's jerkling skills were premier.

by fratboiiiii November 11, 2013

jerkeling

A term used to describe a group of people, particularly a fraternity, that will circle up and jerk it out. A verb to describe circle jerks.

Thomas went to beta last night. He said the men's jerkeling skills were premier.

by fratboiiiii November 11, 2013