Jelqing

The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off for 20 minutes, 3 times a week, while maintaing a non erect penis, and no money shot. Surprisingly it does work, but sadly like all exercise of any muscle it requires hard work, repetition, and daily showers (*wink*).

Tony was your typical asian with a 3 inch penis before Jelqing 3 times a week for 3 months. His results a normal 5 inch penis, Go TONY!

by Ace May 8, 2005

Jelqing

A really amazing penis stretching exercise that helps with getting you erect

Guy 1: I love jelqing
Guy 2: same

by brian33337 October 16, 2023

Jelqed

when you get teased by a goal or achievement.

I was about to get the world record but i got jelqed on the final stretch

by cerial sauce eater April 30, 2022

jelqschlatt

Taking part in the exercise known as Jelqing while listening to/watching the popular content creator Schlatt.

Mika: where's Apandah he's late!
Aztrosist: He's busy doing a jelqschlatt don't fucking rush him.

by N0DE111111 May 30, 2022

Jelqtopia

A place similar to heaven, but for the cool men who jelq everyday.
only the best jelqer's who jelq until their dick is like a tree branch get to go

Yutaka: why wont Chris O'Neill, the god of jelqing not let me in?
Cory: Because you suck at jelqing, anyone who jelqs for 9 hours per day gets into Jelqtopia!

by TurtleFIghters November 14, 2022

jelqmaxxing

jelqmaxxing is a term used by looksmaxxing community such as edgemaxxing ropemaxxing etc. Jelqmaxxing is an exercise that is supposed to increase ur penis size

User 1 :yo bro do u still edge
User 2: nah i just started jelqmaxxing

by dennischr November 22, 2023

Jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing is the act of strategic edging to lengthen ones Johnson. One must have the Johnson of a giga-nigga or you must start ropemaxxing 😔

Bro, do you even practice jelqmaxxing?? 🗿
No dude…. 😔😔
You better start Ropemaxxing bro 🥶🥶

by Burger King Moose Ankles November 23, 2023